Archive for May, 2006


24: Day Five’s Last Tick


Will Bierko take down LA?
Will Jack take down the President?
Will Martha take down her pants for Aaron?
Will Mike’s shifty Magoo-eyes be in overdrive?
Where is Wayne?
Where is VP Gardner?
Where are the Chinese?
Does Logan have Kim as his contingency plan?
Do we find out who the Bluetooth guys are?
The two-hour season finale of 24 starts an hour earlier.
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ABC: Always Bold Choices


ABC knows how to make a fall schedule. The network has dissected nearly every night of the week in an attempt to use its powerful hit dramas as anchors on their respective nights. The biggest more for ABC is the shift of their number one show, “Grey’s Anatomy” to Thursday nights where it [...]

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24: Bierko’s Contingency Plan J


Last week’s recap went back five or six hours to remind us that Bierko was the original bad guy up to no good. I guess we all got carried away with the sketchy President and his inability to blow his own brains out. Man, what a powerful scene that was. The music [...]

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NBC: Never Been Cockier


This is a very special week for the broadcast networks and the advertisers that buy ad time from them. It’s upfront week and it’s the most important week in the TV industry. NBC, ABC, CBS, FOX and the new CW (the marriage of the WB and UPN) will unveil their fall schedules to [...]

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BP David


The slightly slow yet surprisingly clever gas-station attendant who worked at the BP down the street from Taylor and Jeff’s apartment.

QUOTES
A few would be three.
- David to a tripping, straw-hording Ryan who, while clutching a handful of straws, proclaimed that he needed “a few.”

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Bride of Rory


A classmate from Emerson College so inept that she could only marry Rory.

QUOTES
“Women and young boys.”
- Bride of Rory on who evacuated the Titantic first.

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Emails from Amy


The roommate search is not off to a good start. Below are the email exchanges that took place between Sunday night and Monday afternoon. Pay particular attention to the times of the emails, especially the early Monday morning emails. Amy is impatient and needs immediate gratification, just like when Amy came crashing [...]

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My Roommate is a Big Freak


I haven’t talked about my roommate Amy a lot because frankly, she is so insane that most people would think I just made her up. Amy is 29 and sober. She’s been in the program (Alcoholics Anonymous) for about a year and a half now. She goes to roughly ten meetings a [...]

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don’t matta closet


A usually surreptitious closet of items that don’t matter to anyone. The original don’t matta closet was below the stairs in the apartment of Taylor Landry and Jeff Long.

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Jolie


A friend from Emerson College whom Ryan met randomly. Jolie is immune to sarcasm and obsessed with US Magazine. She also has an evil identical twin sister, Chloe.

QUOTES
“I fully support eating disorders in some cases.”
-Jolie on anorexia and bulimia.

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