24 Rocks Emmys
24 captured three major Emmy awards Sunday night: best directing for a drama series, Keifer Sutherland for best actor in a drama series, and best drama series. The Office won for best comedy series….
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Wiggly Mail 4!
Hello again grandchildren, Grandpa Wiggly here answering your emails.
Before I get to today’s correspondence, Grandma Nubb and I would like to publicly thank TED for giving us his old computer. You see grandchildren, TED got a new important job which endtrail gives him more money to buy things, like a shiny new laptop that [...]
Wiggly Mail 3!
Hello to all my grandchildren out in there in the World Wide Wiggle, Grandpa Wiggly here with more of your correspondence on this beautiful Wiggly Wednesday.
Today’s letter makes Grandpa Wiggly feel all warm and itchy inside. It’s from Jaci, one of Grandpa Wiggly’s favorite grandchildren. Jaci is weaker than Grandpa Wiggly which means Grandpa [...]
MIDNIGHT SNACK
I couldn’t sleep last night. It might have been the three gallons of coffee I consumed while driving back from doing things but I’m not sure. I tossed and turned and finally gave up. I sat up, lowered my legs to the floor and stared at the clock; it was just past midnight. There [...]
Read more »»Musings from a Cobra Commander
Here goes. I’m not sure how this whole blog thing works, but my therapist, Dr. Mindbender, said it could help me vent my frustrations. Apparently it’s therapeutic.
My name is Cobra Commander. I am the supreme ruler of COBRA, “a ruthless, terrorist organization determined to rule the world”. At least that’s how [...]
Wiggly Mail 2!
Hello grandchildren. Grandpa Wiggly here with more of your correspondence. Today’s letter asks one of Grandpa Wiggly’s favorite questions in the whole wide world.
Dear Grandpa Wiggly,
What did you have for dinner last night? I had pizza and a few beers.
-Drew
Well grandchildren Drew, first things first. Beer is not a good thing. [...]
pro-pasta
(n.)
In favor of the Italian dish consisting of dough made from durum wheat and water, extruded or stamped into various shapes and typically cooked in boiling water.
batter bites
Morsels of batter fried to a golden brown; usually served with blue mayonnaise or ranch sauce.
Read more »»EAT YOUR HEART OUT
I’m sick and tired of hearing people call America FAT. We’re not fat, we’re healthy! HEHEHE. As an engorged American, I am merely storing weight for a later date. You never know when the world’s food supply is going to run out. Why, if the Nazis came tomorrow to [...]
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