24 captured three major Emmy awards Sunday night: best directing for a drama series, Keifer Sutherland for best actor in a drama series, and best drama series. The Office won for best comedy series….

Hello again grandchildren, Grandpa Wiggly here answering your emails.
Before I get to today’s correspondence, Grandma Nubb and I would like to publicly thank TED for giving us his old computer. You see grandchildren, TED got a new important job which endtrail gives him more money to buy things, like a shiny new laptop that [...]

Hello to all my grandchildren out in there in the World Wide Wiggle, Grandpa Wiggly here with more of your correspondence on this beautiful Wiggly Wednesday.
Today’s letter makes Grandpa Wiggly feel all warm and itchy inside. It’s from Jaci, one of Grandpa Wiggly’s favorite grandchildren. Jaci is weaker than Grandpa Wiggly which means Grandpa [...]

I couldn’t sleep last night. It might have been the three gallons of coffee I consumed while driving back from doing things but I’m not sure. I tossed and turned and finally gave up. I sat up, lowered my legs to the floor and stared at the clock; it was just past midnight. There [...]

Here goes. I’m not sure how this whole blog thing works, but my therapist, Dr. Mindbender, said it could help me vent my frustrations. Apparently it’s therapeutic.
My name is Cobra Commander. I am the supreme ruler of COBRA, “a ruthless, terrorist organization determined to rule the world”. At least that’s how [...]

The original Sofa King.

Hello grandchildren. Grandpa Wiggly here with more of your correspondence. Today’s letter asks one of Grandpa Wiggly’s favorite questions in the whole wide world.
Dear Grandpa Wiggly,
What did you have for dinner last night? I had pizza and a few beers.
-Drew
Well grandchildren Drew, first things first. Beer is not a good thing. [...]

Morsels of batter fried to a golden brown; usually served with blue mayonnaise or ranch sauce.

I’m sick and tired of hearing people call America FAT. We’re not fat, we’re healthy! HEHEHE. As an engorged American, I am merely storing weight for a later date. You never know when the world’s food supply is going to run out. Why, if the Nazis came tomorrow to [...]

Ryan’s final high school where he attended his junior and senior years.

The name of Jaci Lauve’s little blue car that once killed a trash-can at Bonnie’s House.

A chain of pizzerias in Baton Rouge, LA where Ryan was employed for a year and nearly became a fascist.
DeAngelo’s, (now known as “Louis DeAngelo’s Casual Italian Dining”) was a fantastic little pizzeria in the Hammond-Aire Shopping Center in Baton Rouge, LA where Ryan ate lunch all the time with his coworkers from Albertsons from [...]

Once in a while I get to go to the movies and truly enjoy myself. That happened Saturday night at the Coolidge Corner Theatre.
Little Miss Sunshine is the story of a dysfunctional family of losers who rally together to support the youngest member of the family, Olive, when she gets promoted from second runner-up [...]

A loyal friend and former lauver; Ryan and Jaci both went to Tara High School in Baton Rouge, LA. They met on the bus to Thespian Conference in 1998 sporting their blue conference shirts. On the bus ride to Natchitoches, LA Ryan lip-synched various songs to Jaci (including “My Heart Will Go On”) [...]

Ryan’s spot-on British professor for Video Field Production at Emerson College.

QUOTES
“Good. Good.”

The nickname given to Video Field Production at Emerson College.

The intimidating middle school in Baton Rouge, LA where Ryan attended sixth grade and one week of seventh grade.

The elementary school in Baton Rouge, LA where Ryan attended from his second year of kindergarten until fifth grade.

An event that consists of a fried food buffet held every Friday at TED’s house.