crable
(n.)
[krabel]
A gummy or gritty secretion found in the corners of the eyes after sleep.
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suzanne’d!
(verb)
To drip or spill food and drink in the frontal region of one’s chest; occurance increases with alcohol consumption.
While dining at the White House, Mr. Rove suzanne’d his dress shirt with string peas and carrots all over his Porky Pig physique.
fatty
1. The nickname of Suzanne’s car.
2. The nickname of Erin’s cell phone.
3. A fat blunt.
mayonnaise
(n.)
1. A thick, creamy dressing consisting of egg yolks beaten with oil and vinegar and seasoned which many people surmise Ryan has an obsession with.
2. Ryan’s halloween costume in 2003.
3. The sexiest condiment in the world.
HUH!?
An exclamation, enunciated in a goose-like fashion, used in questions to invite agreement or further comment or to express a lack of understanding.
When Ryan worked at CCG he conducted a social experiment to see if the over saturation of the word “huh” would infect his coworkers forcing them to use the word. Emily Ashford [...]
furious beaver
1. An extremely angry large semiaquatic broad-tailed rodent.
2. An angry vagina that says hurtful things it does not mean.
3. A hostile student from the Massachusetts Institute of Technology, where the beaver is the school mascot.
4. The displeased youngest son of Ward and June Cleaver.
[see also: mad pussy]
mad pussy
1. A mentally ill or insane feline.
2. An angry effeminate man.
3. An excessive amount of vagina.
[see also: furious beaver]