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Jack Bauer can’t die. He is immortal, like the Tooth Fairy or the Baklava Bunny.
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Archive for October, 2006
Jonathan Craft
The dimwitted assistant manager from CCG in Baton Rouge, Louisiana who was only good at changing light bulbs. All of Jonathan’s subordinates, especially Ryan, consistently undermined him. Jonathan was also the victim of two mayonnaisings.
Read more »»Mayonnaise’d!: Crafty
This is an edited version of a post from the flyinsaucier LJ archives originally published on 01.05.2004.
CASE #: 0001
UNSUSPECTING VICTIM: Crafty
LOCATION: CCG
DATE: Monday, January 5, 2004
When Steve, the prep cook at CCG, makes any desserts he brings out the left-overs for the employees to snack on. He cuts off the uneven pieces (carrot cake, [...]
LOST in Television
I have found a slew of new offerings on television in the three weeks since the fall season got underway. But tonight, television’s best show returns. And no, I am NOT talking about the Bauer Power Hour; 24 doesn’t return until January. And yes, I will shower the interweb with abundantly annoying [...]
Read more »»ornamentality
\ˈôrn•ə•men•ˈtal•i•tē\ (noun)
The characteristic attitude of mind or way of thinking of a person or group used to adorn something but usually having no practical purpose; ornamental mentality.
The excerpts of text lacked the ornamentalality of a novella and read more like a staggering screenplay.