Archive for October 9th, 2006


Jonathan Craft


The dimwitted assistant manager from CCG in Baton Rouge, Louisiana who was only good at changing light bulbs. All of Jonathan’s subordinates, especially Ryan, consistently undermined him. Jonathan was also the victim of two mayonnaisings.

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Mayonnaise’d!: Crafty


This is an edited version of a post from the flyinsaucier LJ archives originally published on 01.05.2004.
CASE #: 0001
UNSUSPECTING VICTIM: Crafty
LOCATION: CCG
DATE: Monday, January 5, 2004
When Steve, the prep cook at CCG, makes any desserts he brings out the left-overs for the employees to snack on. He cuts off the uneven pieces (carrot cake, [...]

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