BK Sneak
This is the creepiest thing I have ever seen.
“Rapist: The Game!”
-Ben Lewis
Archive for December, 2006
Woodard, Mrs.
Ryan’s freshmen year English teacher from Baton Rouge Magnet High School.
Ryan was a handful for Woodard, constantly “actin a foo” as she would so eloquently put it. Deep inside though, she loved him. On some days Woodard would come into class with her hair pulled back in a pony tail. Ryan inquired [...]
Powell, Shaynna
A friend of Ryan’s since 1995.
Shaynna and Ryan first met through Brittney Daly while lunching it on the octagon bench around an old oak tree on the grounds of Baton Rouge Magnet High School. Shaynna was horrified and confused upon this first meeting, as most normally are. It wasn’t until Mrs. Woodard’s seventh [...]
Barbara Peaches
The pseudonym Ryan gives to people at parties when he doesn’t want said people to know his real name.
The first instance of this occurred at Emilie Gutner’s home around Mardi Gras in 2003. Ryan had introduced himself to a few people as Barbara. The surname Peaches came from Emilie Gutner, who had always [...]
Conspiracy Theory Rock
In keeping up with my laxy ability to write an actual blog post, I present to you an SNL TV Funhouse short called Conspiracy Theory Rock. This only aired once on SNL. After its initial airing NBC censored the reruns because, as you’ll see in the video, its not very flattering to the [...]
Read more »»Gerald Ford
Ten years ago Dana Carvey played Tom Browkaw in this SNL sketch breaking the various ways Gerald Ford could have died. I would still rank this high in the top 50 best SNL sketches of all time.
Read more »»Twas the Night Before Xmas…
So Xmas Eve has come and gone. And really it is all about the Eve. In my family we always exchanged gifts from each one another on the night before Xmas. Then, on the morning of the 25th of December, Jamie, Korey, Craig and I would wake up early to see what Santa brought: new [...]
Read more »»Matthew Ganucheau
A jew.
Quotes
balanc3d: shit, I want to talk to you but Ill be back in about 30 mins
flyinsaucier: don’t call me shit.
The Best of 2006
Ahh yes, its time for the typical “Best of” blog post. Thanks to social bookmarking sites like Digg and Delicious, this year’s list is vastly comprehensive. I’m still considering a “Worst of” list but why waste more time on crap? Some lists have more than others because sometimes there just isn’t that [...]
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