Archive for January, 2007


2007 Oscar Nominations


I must say I’m rather disappointed by this morning’s Oscar nominations. I’m somewhat thrilled that Little Miss Sunshine got some attention, most notably for its pint-sized star Abigail Breslin, but at the same time I am shocked by the number of nominations it received over the best films of the year Pan’s Labyrinth and [...]

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Everybody Poops (Especially in Japan)


Their technology hasn’t advanced that far ahead of us yet. This video, from youtube, is a disturbing potty training video from the land of the rising sun…

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Toasta (toast automatica)


This is a toaster. Yep. It’s also probably the coolest kitchen appliance not made by Ron Popeil. Toasta won first prize in the Designboom/Macef “Ceramics for Breakfast” design competition. This would make some beautiful holy toast with my Virgin Mary toast stamp given to me for Xmas by The Hyphenator.
In his [...]

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AT&WTF?


Cingular is set to officially become AT&T in a move that returns the former monopoly that was broken up by the government to its original form. AT&T plans to slowly phase out the Cingular name. As a Cingular customer I don’t know how I feel about this. Over the years I have [...]

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The End of an Error


A few weeks before Christmas I was fired from Restaurant L, the job that I held for nearly two years. I knew that my eventual demise was approaching. I was counting on it. I was pushing for it. It was four months in the making.
Some woman named Lindsay hired me at [...]

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Clean Team Leader


Ryan’s official title at the age of 17 at the Albertsons on Airline Highway in Baton Rouge, LA.
Ryan’s duties included ordering cleaning supplies, cleaning, and leading.

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Darth Vader being a Jerk



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Mrs. Davis


The craxy, cranky and easily annoyed music teacher at Wedgewood Elementary.

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Mrs. Bennett


The librarian from Wedgewood Elementary.

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Mrs. Esanult


My second grade teacher from Wedgewood Elementary.

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