Since when did the “headlines” on cnn.com become merely a plethora of non-news bookmarks akin to something you’d expect to find on Digg? Yesterday I saw a link for JibJab’s Star Spangled Banner on CNN’s homepage; it was tucked away at the very bottom of “Latest News.” I guess CNN didn’t get [...]
Read more »»Here’s a circumstantial case for Nancy Drew that requires no hard evidence: CNN and Court TV moral agency narc, Nancy Grace, 48!, who just got hitched on April 21, is four months pregnant. Despite one comment on reddit that speculates that the pregnancy could very well be the result of Parthenogenesis,the father of said [...]
Read more »»(noun) \ˈan•əˌ•gram•ˈkrak•ər\
1. A graham cracker that can be formed by rearranging another cracker.
2. A person who can decipher anagrams without delay.
(noun) \ō•ˈbē•seks\
Sexual activity, including specifically sexual intercourse, with the grossly fat or overweight; obese sex.
Ted always likes to smoke a turkey after obesex.
There’s this little boutique in Brookline that sticks out like a sore thumb, right next to my favorite place to get cake, Party Favors. It’s basically a Victoria Secret but for older, not as sexy women and moms. As you can see from this picture, the window displays are not enticing [...]
Read more »»This week I picked Continental Airlines as the world wide freak for reasons that some of you may have already read. It appears that over 200 passengers were held in conditions usually reserved for public schools and Abu Ghraib on an overseas flight when the sceptic system overflowed causing sewage and human excrement to [...]
Read more »»Oh man. One of my favorite childhood films is finally hitting DVD and I can’t wait to own it. It’s been so many years since I’ve seen The Monster Squad and I’m sure it’s just as rad as I remember.
“Bo-gus!”
Yesterday Corey, Droo, Dave and I traveled to Hull, MA to spend a day at the beach. When we first arrived, Droo had to find a bathroom while the rest of us had to find an ATM so we could purchase gray hamburgers to eat. After finding one ATM at an arcade that [...]
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