Archive for June, 2007


And the SAG Award goes to…Mayor Carol Broussard


If you’re planning on heading down to Delcambre, Louisiana anytime soon, and I can’t imagine anyone is, make sure you pull your pants up. The Mayor of Delcambre, Carol Broussard, who is not a woman, doesn’t want saggy, baggy pants exposing any “private parts” in his fair city. If you do break the [...]

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Leaning Tower of Pizza


These eleven (hopefully) empty pizza boxes are not even the most boxes that we’ve had stacked up in our kitchen. Jenny informed me that at one time we had nineteen pizza boxes blocking out the sun in our kitchen. We like pizza a lot.

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dans le cafe´


Ryan entre dans le café. Monique est seul à une table.
MONIQUE: Ryan! Ici!
RYAN: Salut Monique.
MONIQUE: Comment vas-tu?
RYAN: Comme ci comme ça. Et toi?
MONIQUE: Très très mal.
RYAN: Très très mal? Pourquoi?
MONIQUE: J’ai tombé de mes patins a roulettes!
RYAN: C’est drôle.
MONIQUE: Ce n’est pas [...]

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Queer Guy for the End is Nigh


Two summers ago I had a run-in with the Coolidge Corner Animal Abuse Lady. Since then I have learned that no matter what, there will always be a craxy person yelling at people in Coolidge Corner. It’s just too good of a spot. I haven’t seen the Animal Abuse Lady in a [...]

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Ashley Looooong


This junk email caught my eye because I know an Ashley Long.
FROM: Elvin Stark <akstcsexodelujomnsdgs@sexodelujo.com>
SUBJECT: Re: RC1
Ashley Long works for a mad doctor in Las Vegas. There a few details that Ashley should be aware of and those are that there are glitches in the machine.The curious Ashley plays with and BOOM: There two dudes [...]

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