The Simpsons Star Wars
Some guy named Rich Cando (not Lando) has made a Star Wars version of The Simpsons intro.
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Jewell of Denial
Remember Richard Jewell? He was the security guard who went from national hero to primary suspect after a pipe bomb exploded in Centennial Olympic Park during the 1996 Summer Olympics in Atlanta. Jewell was never charged and was eventually cleared of suspicion but the national media had already tarnished his name in such [...]
Read more »»Pork Tenderloin with Apples
This is a variation of pork chops and applesauce that I cooked for dinner Saturday night. Rebecca joined me.
You will need:
pork tenderloin
gala apples
red bliss potatoes
baby broccoli
butter!
I cut the apples into various sizes and then sautéed them with a whole stick of unsalted butter. Then I seared all around the outside of the pork [...]
Read more »»Yet Another Republican Deviant
Where do they find these people? It seems every time I read the news, some republican deviant is being arrested or spanked in a diaper. This time it was Idaho Senator Larry Craig who was arrested back in June for “lewd conduct.”
Craig’s arrest occurred just after noon on June 11 at Minneapolis-St. Paul [...]
Read more »»Vick finds Jesus® while Gonzales files unemployment
Micheal Vick just announced at a press conference that he found Jesus. He also said that he’ll have a lot of time to think about his actions and he will, while he’s rotting away in a federal pound-me-in-the-ass prison. I wonder where exactly Vick found Jesus?
Meanwhile, in the world of real news, [...]
Miss Information
Susanna found this little gem from the recent Miss Teen USA Pageant hosted by Mario “AC Slater” Lopez.
Miss South Carolina was asked the following question: “Recent polls have shown that a fifth of Americans can’t locate the US on a world map. Why do you think this is?”
God help us, not bless us.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lj3iNxZ8Dww
Capital One is the Loneliest Number
Don’t ever get a credit card with Capital One. My very first credit card was with Capital One. I was 18. Credit cards in general are bad news but for some reason Capital One manages to be the cream of the crap.
I stopped using my Capital One card shortly after moving to [...]
ABC Crops Kucinich
There’s an increasingly disturbing trend going on in the media right now. The major media outlets are doing their very best to censor the candidates who dare to sound original. On the Republican side it’s Ron Paul, for the Democrats it’s Dennis Kucinich.
Kucinich, the only Democrat running for President who originally voted against [...]
Star Wars Last Supper
I’m not sure who made this picture but I want a giant one to put in my dining room. I would also like a dining room. I particularly like Yoda’s little salad bowl.
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