Archive for October, 2007


Blewis/Smartin


The Democratic ticket that would have challenged the Republican ticket of Chocolate Milk/Quiche in a hypothetical Presidential race.

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Chocolate Milk/Quiche


The Republican ticket that would have challenged the Democratic ticket of Blewis/Smartin in a hypothetical Presidential race.

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I Love (S)hoes


The name of a shoe store in Baton Rouge, LA, where Ryan used to steal the letter ‘S’ off of their street sign, leaving the it reading “I love hoes.”

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Mr. Mayo


Ryan’s disgustingly delicious last minute Halloween costume in 2003.

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Charlie Chaplin


Ryan’s Halloween costume in 2006 and for one impromptu night in 2007, which many found to be rather convincing seeing as Ryan walks like a duck.

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The Joker


Ryan’s creepy Halloween costume in 2007.

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Scrunchie, the clown


The creepy clown doll that belonged to The Beast’s Scientologist roommates in New York. Named Scrunchie after Rachel E. made the observation that the clown appeared to be made of scrunchies, which would explain where all of the scrunchies of the world vanished too.

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Driving Mr. J


After months of inactivity, Warner Bros. stepped up its viral marketing campaign for The Dark Knight today with a multi-city scavenger hunt. The reward was another image of The Joker and another viral marketing mission for tomorrow.

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Robert Goulet dies


Beetlejuice’s Maxie Dean died Tuesday while awaiting a lung transplant.

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Bush: Congress “wasted time” trying to end Iraq war


This morning The Decider said that Congress “wasted time” when it came to appeasing the majority of Americans who want an end to the Iraq war. How dare they!
The House of Representatives has wasted valuable time on a constant stream of investigations and the Senate has wasted valuable time on an endless series [...]

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