Archive for May, 2008


God Hates All of the Above


According to the Westboro Baptist Church (WBC) of Topeka, Kansas, God hates Iowa. Wait, Iowa? God hates Iowa? If there is any state that God might be fond of I would think it could be Iowa. Apparently not….
Why does God hate Iowa? Three words: sod-o-mite!

That’s right. Sod-o-mite! Better [...]

Read more »»

Young Hilary [sic] Clinton


You would think the creators of the following video would have, oh, I don’t know, googled Hillary Clinton’s name to make sure they were spelling it right. NOTE: There are two ‘L’s in Hillary.
Watch for a cameo from Sliders star Jerry O’Connell.

[via Science Blogs]

Read more »»

Fox News: Rachael Ray is a Terrorist


Rachael Ray is a lot of things: annoying, loud, untalented, gassy, trashy, wide, bilious, skanky, indolent, abominable, abhorrent, bigheaded, smutty, vile, crude, uncouth…But is she a terrorist?
Well, Fox News thinks she just might be one. In a recent television spot for Dunkin’ Donuts — Rachael Ray’s favorite brand of coffee [...]

Read more »»

Choke Trailer


MTV has the trailer for Choke, the film based off of Chuck Palahniuk’s dementedly dark novel of the same name. The casting is inspired; with Sam Rockwell playing Victor Mancini and Anjelica Huston playing his mother, Ida Mancini.
Actor/writer and now first-time director, Clark Gregg, adapted the novel for the screen. Gregg’s only other [...]

Read more »»

24: The Musical


Long time megorites know that I used to be obsessed with The Jack Bauer Power Hour, better known as 24. Well, after the miserable and laughably bad sixth season, I have moved on. The seventh season was set to debut back in January but due to the writer’s strike, FOX pushed it back [...]

Read more »»

Fox News Jokes About Killing Obama


Fox News contributor Liz Trotta referred to Barack Obama as “Osama” then laughed it off and suggested that both Barack Obama and Osama bin Laden should be knocked off.

Wow. The full segment can be found here.

Read more »»

Weezer - ‘Pork and Beans’


So many pop-culture memes….

Read more »»

Hillary Clinton Has Lost Her Fucking Mind


Hillary Clinton and Mike Huckabee: the two asses in assassination.
Fresh off of Huckabee’s joke about Barack Obama ducking gunfire, Hillary Clinton basically alluded, albeit indirectly, to the fact that she’s staying in the presidential race just in case Barack Obama is assassinated like Robert F. Kennedy was in the summer of 1968. [...]

Read more »»

“I’m not racist but…”


The American mainstream media could learn a thing or two or twelve from Al Jazeera. By examining racism in Kentucky, the Arabic news network boldly and bravely goes where CNN, MSNBC, and Fox News dare not tread — Kentucky.

Welcome to Kentucky.

Read more »»

There Can Be Only One


One of the highlights from SNL’s season finale.

Read more »»

The Real McCain


Oh, Johnny boy, the mainstream media may love you but that’s not enough in the age of YouTube. All aboard the Straight Talk Express.

[via The Real McCain]

Read more »»

LOST: The Orchid


Another Dharma Initiative video, this time detailing the station known as The Orchid.

Also, have you ever noticed that they say “What?” a lot on LOST?

Read more »»

Battlestar Lostica


LOST credits in the style of BSG. (Yes, I’m obsessed. Deal with it!)

Read more »»

Huckabee LOL: Obama Ducking Gunfire


Former Arkansas governor, Republican presidential candidate, morbidly obese American, and still devout Christian, Mike Huckabee, made a HILARIOUS joke during a speech before the National Rifle Association convention Friday afternoon in Louisville, Kentucky, after a loud bang echoed from backstage:
“That was Barack Obama, he just tripped off a chair. He’s getting ready to speak. [...]

Read more »»

“America should be run by somebody from America.”


Once again, West Virginia….

It’s funny how these uninformed voters, in particular the woman trying to look trendy in the coffee shop (you need a Mac to do that), won’t vote for Obama because she think he’s either a Muslim (he’s not) or that he wasn’t born in America (he was — in Hawaii). [...]

Read more »»