This is a cheesy (but funny) video Sarah and I made at my apartment during the wee hours of the morning. It’s an emulation of the film The Omen for Peg Aloi’s class Cinema and the Occult. The point was that we had twelve minutes of class time to give an oral presentation [...]
Read more »»My first ever magazine subscription was to Entertainment Weekly. I enjoyed reading about the latest in movies, television, music, and books for a while but after a few years I canceled my subscription. EW became too sarcastic and full of themselves — no doubt an attempt to appeal to the young male demographic. [...]
Read more »»Finally! My two favorite things in the whole world have come together: Bill O’Reilly and mayonnaise. Well, not really. I mean, don’t get me wrong, I do enjoy mayonnaise, but I don’t typically enjoy Bill O’Reilly. He’s not very good between two pieces of bread — white bread ONLY, mind you. [...]
Read more »»A horrible multiple vehicle accident resulted in fiery death yesterday and all the Bostonist could do was crack jokes:
Hopefully you’re reading this on your iPhone or before leaving work, because you might have a crappy commute home if you go by Coolidge Corner. A couple of cars were involved in a fiery wreck right in [...]
Someone, God bless ‘em, has put together a list of more than one hundred reasons not to vote for John McCain. These aren’t just radical accusations either. These are actual facts cited with sources.
I didn’t make this list but I did take the time to clean it up and hyperlink the [...]
For once a Democratic Presidential candidate is not backing down from the Republicans, in this case the frivolous attacks against Obama’s experience when it comes to dealing with the terror. As TPM notes, just a few years ago the Democratic Party didn’t want to talk about 9/11 because the Republicans had the conversation in [...]
Read more »»Not since the days of Rudi Bakhtiar on CNN Headline News have I felt this way about a newswoman…
She’s stunningly beautiful, sexy, funny, intelligent and, I imagine, smells incredible — like milk and honey laced with vanilla dreams. She’s Lara Logan of CBS News and she’s going to be my wife. Please. [...]
There’s a new official clip from The Dark Knight featuring Aaron Eckhart over at Why So Serious? It might contain minor spoilers.
Read more »»“A mysterious perpetrator with an unusual modus operandi and a penchant for Polaroid cameras sends a pack of detectives on a bizarre investigation to end a growing crime spree.”
I can’t stand Kevin Costner. I can count on one hand how many of his films I have enjoyed. I’m not over exaggerating. Watch, I’ll count them: Thirteen Days, Waterworld (yes, I enjoyed it the first time I saw it), A Perfect World, and JFK. There’s just something about Costner that [...]
Read more »»In 1994, Bobby Jindal wrote a serious essay for the right-wing Catholic journal The New Oxford Review detailing his participation in an exorcism. This is not a joke. The governor of Louisiana exorcised demons from a young woman. But perhaps what is more interesting is that the exorcism also cured the possessed [...]
Read more »»This video showcases every reason why you should vote Republican too. Together we can make America better for rich white people.
Read more »»(noun) \fək•shən\
1. literature in the form of prose, especially short stories and novels, that describes imaginary occurrences of sexual intercourse; fuck fiction.
• invention or fabrication of sexual intercourse as opposed to fuck fact.
• [in sing. ] a belief, statement, or mere wishful thinking of sexual intercourse that is false, but that is often held to be true because it is expedient to do so.
2. a feigned, invented, or imagined tale of sexual escapades postulated for the purposes of advancing one’s reputation; a made-up story of sexual intercourse.
3. an improbable (unusual or incredible or fanciful) story involving sex with an intimidatingly desirable person; a tall tail.
DERIVATIVES
fucktional (adjective)
fucktionally (adverb)
fucktionist (noun)
Bill Maher has a new film coming out where he travels the world talking to people about their faith, God, Jesus, and religion. This should be great. I wonder how many people tried to kick his ass. Czech out the trailer.
Religulous was directed by Seinfeld and Curb Your Enthusiasm alum Larry [...]