To hell with that tween vampire pro-abstinence high school love story Twilight, go see the brilliant Låt den rätte komma in (Let the Right One In) instead. You won’t be disappointed. It’s the best horror film of the last year decade, if you can even call it a horror film — it transcends [...]
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This morning as millions of Americans watched what looked like a singing blue penis (pictured left) during the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade on TV, Astley took the stage — actually it was a float — and Rickrolled the entire nation.
Not only is this the largest Rickrolling in history but it’s also the first [...]
Read more »»Here’s a Thanksgiving story that will warm you heart and soul…
A restaurateur in Southbank, Australia, used Facebook to track down a group of dodgy diners after they stepped out for a smoke and never came back.
The drama unfolded last week when a group of five young diners, after drinking at the bar, requested a table [...]
noun
A crime motivated by prejudice against a waiter, waitress, server, bartender or any other employee of the service industry whose primary source of income is derived from tips, typically one involving non-payment of a bill (bill dodging) or maliciously omitting gratuity (stiffing); a hate crime committed against a waiter.
Boy, 24 really has sorta descended into right wing porn.
I got that text message from CrazyRidesRockets last night, he was about an hour into 24: Redemption. Thanks to the miracle of DVR, Katrina, my 24-watching pal and I were only about twenty minutes into it. Actually, we were never really into it. [...]
This “web exclusive” sketch featuring Andy Samberg as President-elect Barack Obama’s foul-mouthed chief of staff designate Rahm Emanuel was cut out of this past week’s Tim McGraw-hosted Saturday Night Live for being too risqué.
Read more »»The Bauer Power Hour returns Sunday (8/7c, FOX) with the two-hour event movie 24: Redemtion. It’s been 18 months since the train wreck that was season six. I’m actually kind of excited. Early reviews have been positive.
Peter MacNicol, one of the few good things about the sixth season, reprises his role as [...]
Forget the tofurkey this Thanksgiving, Bacon Today features the turbaconducken — a turducken enveloped in a cocoon of bacon (bacoon?).
Read more »»This is indeed a dark day in sunny LA…
Though they’re not officially using the word “canceled,” ABC has opted not to pick up the back nine episodes of their best and one of the best shows on TV: Pushing Daisies. The alphabet web has also decided not to pick up Dirty Sexy [...]
The awesome new trailer to J. J. Abrams’ Star Trek is now online in glorious Quicktime.
Read more »»Sarah Palin is the gift that keeps on giving….
After a traditional pre-Thanksgiving turkey pardoning, Sarah Palin spoke with members of the local Alaskan elite media about just how brutal a national campaign can be — while several turkeys were graphically slaughtered behind her by some local Alaska nincompoop in what appears to be a wood [...]
verb [ intrans. ] \snôf\
Make a sudden involuntary expulsion of air from the nose and mouth due to irritation of one’s nostrils while simultaneously expelling air from the lungs with a sudden sharp sound; a sneeze cough.
Where’s baby Aaron? Where’s dead Claire? Is Daniel Faraday ever going to loosen up and take off his tie? How long before Hurley’s hair completely covers his entire face? Clicky this poster for the fifth season of LOST to make it GIGANTIC.
Czech out the fifth season teaser trailer. [...]
Read more »»So yesterday afternoon I was at Black Ink, a punny little kitsch store in Harvard Square, when I came across something disturbing in the children’s section, oddly enough above the floating ball game…
I’m not sure if the manufacturer or packaging design team behind the “rubber coated real” binoculars are aware that they’re peddling a product [...]
Read more »»Thanks in large part to The Simpsons, the apathetic expression of “meh” has been added to the Collins English Dictionary:
Publisher HarperCollins announced Monday the word had been chosen from terms suggested by the public for inclusion in the dictionary’s 30th anniversary edition, to be published next year.
The origins of “meh” are murky, but the term [...]
A young, dashing, and eloquent Muslim terrorist addressed the United States via YouTube.
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