(noun) \fək•shən\
1. literature in the form of prose, especially short stories and novels, that describes imaginary occurrences of sexual intercourse; fuck fiction.
• invention or fabrication of sexual intercourse as opposed to fuck fact.
• [in sing. ] a belief, statement, or mere wishful thinking of sexual intercourse that is false, but that is often [...]
(noun) \ˈôˌ•ˈtäp•sē-tər•vē\
A postmortem examination performed in a state of utter confusion; a topsy-turvy autopsy.
(noun) \va•jik\
1. The power of apparently influencing the course of events by using mysterious or supernatural vagina forces; vagina magic.
2. Mysterious vagina tricks, such as making things disappear and appear again, performed as entertainment.
(adjective)
Used in vagic or working by vagic; having or apparently having supernatural vagina powers.
• [ attrib. ] A vagina very [...]
(adjective) \ˈgram•ər•əs\
Having an attractive or exciting quality that makes certain people or things seem appealing or special based on the correct use of a language; glamorous grammar.
Kate is one of Boston’s most grammarous women.
(adjective) \riˈ•dik•yəl•ˈish•əs\
1. Absurdly delightful and pleasant to the taste; ridiculously delicious.
2. Delightfully unreasonable, illogical, or inappropriate; deliciously ridiculous.
(noun) \läd•rik\
Reasoning conducted or assessed according to strict principles of validity deserving or inviting derision or mockery and/or absurdity; ridiculous logic.
(adjective) \ˈkaθ•(ə)•lik•ˈā•bəl\
Worthy of licking or being licked by a member of the Roman Catholic Church.
(noun) \päp•tärt•ē\
A social gathering of invited guests involving the celebration and, typically, consumption of Kelloggs® brand Pop-Tarts® toaster pastry; a Pop-Tart® party.