Daylight Savings Time
I like to wake up before Grandpa Wiggly every morning so that I can get the newspaper before he gets dribbles all over it. But this whole skylarking business of time traveling by the government has thwarted my scheme once again. You see grandbabies, Grandpa Wiggly never falls back in the fall when he is supposed to, so when the time changes back in the spring, he is one step ahead of Grandma. The only falling that fool does is when I hide his cane!
As much as I hate this whole Daylight Savings Time I have to do it otherwise I’ll miss my shows in the afternoon. A few years ago I tried to beat Grandpa Wiggly at his own game. I thought I had won until Monday afternoon came around and I missed my Days! I turned on the moving pictures box expecting to see Days and what did Grandma find? Some damn silver-haired fool talking about fat babies and boot camps. Now why would anyone send boots to camp? I tell you this world changes more than my drawers! After forty somewhat years I missed my first episode of Days! OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH LAWWWWWD! Grandma Nubb was so upset. From that day forward I vowed to play along with the government’s Time Traveling just so I won’t ever again miss my stories.
I guess if Grandma Nubb can eat the government’s cheese then she can live on the government’s time. Lawd indeed!
-GRANDMA NUBB!
March 11th, 2007 at 4:00 am
I don’t know why you fight me for the Sunday paper. You know you can’t lift it up with your bad back!
March 11th, 2007 at 4:01 am
I don’t want your dribbles all over my Sunday coupons! You know I love to clip!
March 11th, 2007 at 4:04 am
You know we don’t need all them coupons! Stop buying all that Shake and Bake! You know I hate shakin and bakin!
March 11th, 2007 at 7:36 am
I don’t make Shake and Bake for you! I make it for Uncle Shaky! You know he loves his Shake and Bake!
March 11th, 2007 at 7:37 am
Then have him hold the damn coupons for you when you clip! I’m not doing it anymore!
March 11th, 2007 at 7:38 am
You know Uncle Shakey can’t hold coupons while I clip! That’s how I got my nubb in the first place!
March 11th, 2007 at 7:41 am
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March 11th, 2007 at 7:52 am
See this is why I don’t let you people post on the site. You always seem to bring drama with you.