Johnny, are you okay?
I get the strangest spam.

The subject doesn’t even match the content of the email. Here I am thinking I’m about to find out how to give my lady uninhibited pleasure, when all of the sudden I’m sucker punched with the news that Senator McCain was found unconscious in toilet. He wasn’t found unconscious on toilet but rather in toilet. That’s one big toilet.
July 8th, 2008 at 4:37 pm
That’s a big twinkie.