Republican Chatroom Debate (part 2)
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MEGORIOUS: Welcome back candidates. I’d like to begin by following up on our previous topic of terrorism.
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RUDY GIULIANI: 9/11
MEGORIOUS : Welcome Mayor Giuliani.
RUDY GIULIANI: 
MEGORIOUS : Democratic Presidential nominee Barack Obama has gone on record as saying that all options should be on the table when it comes to dealing with Iran.
FRED THOMPSON: Who’s he?
MITT ROMNEY: The black guy.
FRED THOMPSON: Oh right.
MEGORIOUS: Do you agree with Senator Obama?
FRED THOMPSON: He’s a senator?
MEGORIOUS: Yes. He is. From Illinois.
FRED THOMPSON: Fucking affirmitation action.
MIKE HUCKABEE : I think when it comes to facing serious threats to America all options should be left on the table.
RON PAUL: I disagree. Going into Iraq and Afghanistan was a mistake. And threatening Iran is the worst thing we can do for our national security. These statements about leaving everything on the table are reckless.
MITT ROMNEY: I agree with Huckleberry. Nothing should be taken off the table.
JOHN MCCAIN: What table are we talking about here? How big is it?
MEGORIOUS: It’s a metaphor, Senator McCain.
MITT ROMNEY : The only thing Barack Osama is going to take off the table is the cornbread.
RON PAUL: That’s racist.
MITT ROMNEY: I know you are but what am I 
FRED THOMPSON: Why are we even discussing this mythological black senator? He won’t win. A woman stands a better chance of becoming president in this country. Just as long as she’s white.
MEGORIOUS: Like, say, Senator Clinton?
FRED THOMPSON: I said woman.
MITT ROMNEY: GodziLOLa!
RUDY GIULIANI: I think my constituents are missing the point here. 9/11. Polls show I am the only candidate who stands a chance of beating Hillary.
MITT ROMNEY: Yeah, just like you beat your wives.
RUDY GIULIANI: Oh like you don’t beat your wives.
MITT ROMNEY: That wasn’t meant to be sarcasm. Of course I do.
MEGORIOUS: What? Governor Romney, was that an admission of spousal abuse?
MITT ROMNEY: Ummmmmm… Duh. All Republicans do it.
RON PAUL: I beg your pardon?
MITT ROMNEY: That’s what she said.
MEGORIOUS: All Republicans beat their wives?
RON PAUL: NO!
MITT ROMNEY: Yeah.
MEGORIOUS: Who here beats his wife?
MITT ROMNEY: I do.
MIKE HUCKABEE: Me too.
JOHN MCCAIN: And me.
MITT ROMNEY: I also beat my dog.
JOHN MCCAIN: I beat his dog too.
MITT ROMNEY: Yeah but I beat him way more.
RUDY GIULIANI: I waterboard my dog. And I beat all four of my wives.
MEGORIOUS: Four? I thought you’ve only been married three times?
RUDY GIULIANI: Oh. Right. Three. I beat all three of my wives. Sometimes I get confused because I like to beat other men’s wives.
FRED THOMPSON: I out-source the beating of my wife. I like to watch. She prefers it that way.
RUDY GIULIANI: I bet she does.
MITT ROMNEY: Dude, I would donkey punch your wife so hard.
FRED THOMPSON: After the beating I like to prosecute the beater.
RON PAUL: I’m sorry but are you all insane?
MEGORIOUS: Congressman Paul are you saying you don’t beat your wife?
RON PAUL: Hell no I don’t beat my wife!
FRED THOMPSON: Oh big surprise there.
RUDY GIULIANI: How are you supposed to beat the terrorists if you can’t even beat your own wife?
MEGORIOUS: I’m in shock here.
RUDY GIULIANI: Over what?
MEGORIOUS: That you all beat your wives.
RON PAUL: I don’t!
FRED THOMPSON: All Republicans beat their wives.
JOHN MCCAIN: And lie.
MIKE HUCKABEE: And steal.
MITT ROMNEY: And rig elections.
RUDY GIULIANI: And solicit gay sex in airport bathrooms.
RON PAUL: I DON’T!!!1
MITT ROMNEY: Can we put Ronny on iggy or something?
RON PAUL has been ignored.
RUDY GIULIANI: That’s better.