Emerson According to Dig
The Weekly Dig has a fairly spot-on collection of all the Emerson stereotypes summed up into a few paragraphs. It was written by Michael Brodeur, a one-time Emerson professor, so no one can really challenge the validity of his claims. The accompanying picture is fairly accurate as well, save for the smile.
You are a communicator, an artist, a poet, a filmmaker, a marketeer, an actor, a free spirit with your eyes on the prize. And now, you’re an Emersonian–which means that soon, you will drive everyone on earth up the fucking wall with your bullshit. Your salutatorian speech at high school commencement was an interpretive dance. Your band printed T-shirts before you wrote any songs. Every moment of your life is a MySpace profile pic waiting to happen. The world is your proverbial browser.