Shits on a Plane


This week I picked Continental Airlines as the world wide freak for reasons that some of you may have already read. It appears that over 200 passengers were held in conditions usually reserved for public schools and Abu Ghraib on an overseas flight when the sceptic system overflowed causing sewage and human excrement to flow down the aisles of a passenger jet. Passengers had to endure close to seven hours of inhaling the offending odor.

I’ve never felt so offended in all my life. I felt like i had been physically abused and neglected. I was forced to sit next to human excrement for seven hours.
- Passenger Collin Brock who apparently doesn’t appreciate good toilet humor.

The over 200 passengers were forced to use the one partially working restroom since seven of the eight on board were out of order. Passengers were even told to watch their beverage and food intake.

To be told that we were supposed to monitor what comes out the other end of us was insulting. Shame on Continental. It was the worst flight experience I have ever had.
- Passenger Collin Brock

So congratulations Continental Airlines for putting the ass back in first class.

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