Reach Out and Infect Someone
The other night I got the strangest voicemail ever. I was helping Satchel make his way from Cambridge to Brookline via teh telephone when I got the phone call; I didn’t answer but the caller left a message. This was the message:
“Hey Mike, it’s Lauren. We met a while back on Newbury St. and, you know, we hooked up a few times; whatever. Anyway, I was calling to tell you I went to the gynecologist today and I have chlamydia…. Yeah, sorry about that. Well look if you wanna give me a call sometime my number is ###-###-####. Ok, bye.”
Holy shit! This fucking sucks…for some dude named Mike!