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14 December 2008
SFW Porn
FINALLY! Porn you can watch at work. (0)-
08 December 2008
Cheeseburger Violence
Man behind bars after hitting woman in face with cheeseburger. (0)-
06 December 2008
More Spam!
Times must be hard – Americans are buying Spam again. (0)-
04 December 2008
Kenya Believe It?
You’ve gotta admit, it’s pretty catchy. (Thanks to Jes for the linkage.) (1)-
28 November 2008
Star Trek vs. Star Wars
This is boldly beyond brilliance. (0)-
22 November 2008
Meteor, eh?
A police dashboard camera captured a meteor as it lit up the night sky over Edmonton, Canada. Read all aboot it here. (0)-
20 November 2008
The Onion: Attractive Girls Union
The dramatic urgency of anchor Brandon Armstrong is just one of the many things that are so right about this.Attractive Girls Union Refuses To Enter Into Talks With Mike Greenman (1)
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14 November 2008
Joe the Blogger
Joe “the plumber,” who isn’t really a plumber, and who evades paying taxes, has a new shitty website (design circa 1999) equipped with seizure-inducing blinking text and a scrolling marque!And the clock ticks past sixteen minutes…. (0)
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28 October 2008
Drill, Baby, Drill!
Ricky Gervais and Thandie Newton read from the Sarah Palin porno script on The Graham Norton Show. (Thanks to Nat for the linkage.) (1)-
02 October 2008
Lil’ Bill O’Reilly
Apparently it’s not global warming but rather dirty gay sex that causes hurricanes. Who knew?Break: Little Bill O’Reilly tells it like it is. (0)
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25 September 2008
Ebert Explains Creationist Article
The other day I posted “Roger Ebert on Creationism,” where the film critic gave a Q & A. I took it as satire but it led others to wonder if Ebert was being serious or not. Well, satire was certainly his purpose.But the purpose of this blog entry is not to discuss politics (a subject banned from the blog). Nor is it to discuss Creationism versus the theory of evolution (that way lurks an endless loop). It is to discuss the gradual decay of our sense of irony and instinct for satire, and our growing credulity.(0)
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23 September 2008
Worst Apartment EVAR!
A few moments ago I remarked to one of my roommates that our apartment was messy and could use a good tidying. Hell, I freak out when the trash bag falls into the trash can. I’m anal like that. It all starts with an overflowing trashcan and then the next thing you know it ends up like the following catastrophe.Houston, Texas, is home to the world’s most disgusting apartment. Someone is not getting her security deposit back… Gross. (2)
Roger Ebert on Creationism
Roger Ebert answers all of your questions about creationism. My favorite:Q. Why would God create such an absurd creature as a moose?(2)
A. In charity, we must observe that the moose probably does not seem absurd to itself.
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21 September 2008
How to Play Tetris on a Building
Cool video of a real-life game of Tetris played on the side of a building. (0)-
08 September 2008
Norm MacDonald Roasts Bob Saget
If you didn’t catch Comedy Central’s Roast of Bob Saget you have to take five minutes to watch Norm MacDonald’s hilarious spot. The man is a genius. (5)Font Conference
College Humor asks, what if fonts were people? (0)-
07 September 2008
Emo for Obama
Would you like an emo for Obama button? (1)-
05 September 2008
Is McCain Palin’s Bitch?
This video on YouTube asks: Is John McCain Sarah Palin’s bitch? I think the answer is a resounding YES!“There’s 18 million cracks in the glass ceiling and it’s about to start raining shards into the hearts of the American people.” (0)
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03 September 2008
The 8 Most Obnoxious Internet Commenters
Anyone who has ever been on YouTube knows these all too well: The 8 Most Obnoxious Internet Commenters (0)-
02 September 2008
Audio of McCain’s Voicemail to Palin Leaked
Someone does a damn good John McCain impersonation. I guarantee this is the funniest thing you’ll hear all day.McCain’s Voicemail to Palin Leaked to Press (0)
Dueling Yuppies
I’m not sure what’s going on here. A drunk guy falls into a manhole but more importantly, there seems to be some sort of duel going on on the right hand side of the screen. (0)-
10 August 2008
Terrorist Fist Jab to the Face
It looks like Obama is about to terrorist fist jab McCain in his rosy cheek.
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Isaac Hayes (1942 — 2008)
Oscar and Grammy winning soul singer, and voice of “Chef” on South Park, Isaac Hayes has passed away. “Goodbye, children.” (0)-
09 August 2008
Barack Roll
Try the Barack Roll, it’s delicious. Much better than the Rick Roll.(0)
DYK: Junk Mail
DID YOU KNOW junk mail produces as much CO2 as nine million cars? A report by the group Forest Ethics estimates that destroying forests to make paper for junk mail — the mail that everyone just throws away — releases as much greenhouse gas pollution as seven states combined. (2)Bernie Mac Has Died
The world is a sadder place today. Comic genius Bernie Mac has died.Bernie Mac’s under appreciated Fox sitcom, The Bernie Mac Show, is probably the best example of the late actor/comedian’s range. Here was a show that very well could have been The Cosby Show of its generation. Unlike most sitcoms and Mac’s own stand-up comedy, The Bernie Mac Show, which arrived on the heels (and heals) of 9/11, was good, clean, wholesome, modern American family fun worthy of Dr. William H. Cosby, Jr. himself.
He will be missed. (3)
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07 August 2008
Bowser’s Minions
Ever wonder why Mario gets it so easy? So do Bowser’s minions.(0)
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04 August 2008
Elistism
Elitist Barack Obama recklessly driving his convertible. (0)
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03 August 2008
Jack Nicholson Circa 1978
Jack Nicholson has always been ahead of the curb. Back in 1978, the actor who rarely does TV interviews was showing off his hydrogen car on TV. (0)-
01 August 2008
Bird-like pig?
WTF is this? “It’s a bird-like pig.” (0)Malwebolence: The World of Internet Trolls Explored
Anonymity has the power to bring out the worst, most hateful aspects of human behavior. When it comes to the Internet, it encourages juvenile behavior from execrable people who don’t fear repercussions. Websites like 4chan are inbreeding grounds for children of conscious cruelty — the kind of “people” who called a suicide victim’s parents for a year and a half pretending to be their dead son. One reporter from The New York Times recently spent some time in the dark corners of the tubes where anonymous trolls lurk.Malwebolence: The World of Internet Trolls Explored (0)
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31 July 2008
Cheesus Christ!
A Missouri woman has found Jesus…in a bag of Cheetos.Meanwhile, this guy has a fish for sweet baby Jesus and the orphans. (0)
Hamlet (Facebook News Feed Edition)
McSweeney’s has Hamlet’s Facebook News Feed. (3)Are the Beijing Olympics a trap?
ONN’s latest edition of “In the Know with Clifford Banes” is a real hoot, especially the racist black woman who keeps blurting out stereotypes. This time around, never-present host Clifford Banes is out because “he is not handling his divorce too well.”The Beijing Olympics: Are They A Trap? (0)
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30 July 2008
Can you spot the fake?
One of the following stories is real. The other is not.Electoral College Girls Gone Wild with John Kerry
Al Gore Places Infant Son In Rocket To Escape Dying Planet (1)
Fontmess Mayonnaise
Fontmess, spawned by a thesis from a German college student, features a font called Mayonnaise. It comes in both solid and outline. Just like real mayonnaise!
There’s also a video on how to make creamy mayonnaise featuring the font. It’s hosted by what appears to be a talking penis scientist. I have to meet this person — the creator, Daniel Goettling — not the talking penis.
Thanks to Bwadley for the link. (0)
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29 July 2008
Middle Schooled
I didn’t have any drama in middle school. Probably because I was shy thanks in large part to my braces. Being a late bloomer didn’t help either. But this shit is ridiculous…Two middle school BFFs had a falling out, prompting the jaded one to put up this makeshift website, which in turn made the other — the “fat but chined bitch” said website is about — threaten legal action. Kids these days… (0)
Cuil
One entity should not control all information. So there’s a new search engine in town, called Cuil (prnounced “cool”). Unlike Google, Cuil’s is pretty and aesthetically pleasing to the eyes.
But that’s just about all it has going for it. Cuil got so many curious visitors Monday that its servers crashed. Google is safe for the time being.
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Pot Luck?
Some moron went into a casino to play poker and bet with a bag of bud. He was subsequently arrested. (0)Scrabulous Shuttered
Scrabulous has been shut down until further notice. Hasbro sent a legal notice to Facebook asking them to block the game. I can’t bear the thought that I may never get to kick Sarah’s ass again.According to the New York Times Bits Blog, the decision to block Scrabulous for U.S. and Canadian users (it’s still available to Facebook users outside North America) was made by the Scrabulous developers, not Facebook. At least that’s what Facebook says. Why would anyone believe a website?
The developers of Scrabulous — the defendants — have set up a contact form for those who would like to stay in the loop. (21)
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28 July 2008
Spreeder
Spreeder is an online speed reader used to train your mind to get rid of the excess (subvocalization, backtracing) that slows you down while reading. (0)Way of the Sheep
The underlying theme of Markus Neidel’s “Way of the Sheep,” a twisted German bedtime story slash induced nightmare, seems to be that sheep are a renewable resource and therefore are meant to be recycled. It’s a repetitive process. Once you see it, you’ll never count sheep again. Or recycle.
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Obama Iraq Smears
Be on the lookout for some new right-wing bullshit (ie: lies) smearing Barack Obama’s recent Iraq trip. Chances are it will probably come from your mother or anyone else who normally sends out mass email forwards. When and if you receive said email, respond with the thing the right wing hates the most: Facts. (0)-
27 July 2008