megorious

anagramcracker

(noun) \ˈan•əˌ•gram•ˈkrak•ər\
1. A graham cracker that can be formed by rearranging another cracker.
2. A person who can decipher anagrams without delay.

anti-megorite

(noun) \ˈan•tī-mē•gôr•īt\
Hostility to or prejudice against megorites.

anti-pasta

(adj.)
Opposed to or against the Italian dish consisting of dough made from durum wheat and water, extruded or stamped into various shapes and typically cooked in boiling water.

autopsy-turvy

(noun) \ˈôˌ•ˈtäp•sē-tər•vē\
A postmortem examination performed in a state of utter confusion; a topsy-turvy autopsy.

awfulesome

(adjective)
1. Extremely unpleasant yet remarkably impressive; awfully awesome.
2. Terribly good.
3. Commanding great reverence in awe.

behroozed

(verb) [ intrans. ]
The sudden disappearance and continued unexplained absence of a fictional character, especially on a television series.

ORIGIN
Named for Behrooz Araz, the season four character on the television series 24, who randomly vanished only to reappear near the end of the season. Other behroozings on 24 have included James Heller (season four) and Wayne Palmer (season five).

blarg

(interjection)
A word used to describe a state of boredom and/or frustration.

bloGod

(noun) | blä•gäd |
The passive aggressive God of blogging.

boylston

(v.) [ intrans. ] | boil•stən|
The act of throwing up in one’s own mouth and swallowing it back down.

ORIGIN
The origin of boylston comes from the street Boylston in Boston, MA, which is named for the town of Boylston, MA. It was thought, by some, that the sound made when pronouncing the name of the street conjured up images of a boil — an inflamed pus-filled swelling on the skin, typically caused by the infection of a hair follicle.

catholickable

(adjective) \ˈkaθ•(ə)•lik•ˈā•bəl\
Worthy of licking or being licked by a member of the Roman Catholic Church.

cobbletysnark

\ˈkä•bəl•tē•snärk\ (noun)
An unmanageable person, thing, or circumstance causing much annoyance and commotion in one’s imagination.

crable

(n.)
[krabel]

A gummy or gritty secretion found in the corners of the eyes after sleep.

craxy

(adj.)
Mentally deranged to the point that one no longer recognizes the letter “Z”.

depulpification

(noun) \də•pəlp•i•fiˈ•katˌ•īən\
The process of removing unnecessary pulp from orange juice using a strainer and spoon, while on drugs.

The depulpification resulted in a messy kitchen.

fucktion

(noun) \fək•shən\
1. literature in the form of prose, especially short stories and novels, that describes imaginary occurrences of sexual intercourse; fuck fiction.
• invention or fabrication of sexual intercourse as opposed to fuck fact.
• [in sing. ] a belief, statement, or mere wishful thinking of sexual intercourse that is false, but that is often held to be true because it is expedient to do so.
2. a feigned, invented, or imagined tale of sexual escapades postulated for the purposes of advancing one’s reputation; a made-up story of sexual intercourse.
3. an improbable (unusual or incredible or fanciful) story involving sex with an intimidatingly desirable person; a tall tail.

DERIVATIVES
fucktional (adjective)
fucktionally (adverb)
fucktionist (noun)

grammarous

(adjective) \ˈgram•ər•əs\
Having an attractive or exciting quality that makes certain people or things seem appealing or special based on the correct use of a language; glamorous grammar.

Kate is one of Boston’s most grammarous women.

imvaginary

(adj.) | iˈm•vaj•əˌ•ner•ē |
Existing only in the part of the mind that imagines having sexual intercourse with a nonexistent girlfriend or frequent female fuck buddy; imagination of sexual fancy; a fancied fantasy of female companionship with whom a person has fucktion; imaginary vagina.

inspecable

(adj.) | in•spek•ə•bəl |
1. Anything that consistently goes wrong except for the one time it is depended upon to go wrong: Ryan encountered the same problem every time he used his iPod but it proved to be inspecable when it came time to show off its manufacture discrepancy.
2. In the hope of success of failure .

lodrick

(noun) \läd•rik\
Reasoning conducted or assessed according to strict principles of validity deserving or inviting derision or mockery and/or absurdity; ridiculous logic.

megorite

(noun) \mē•gôr•īt\
A person who is indubitably megorious.

montastic

(adjective) \ˈmän•ˈtas•tik\
Having the ugly or frightening appearance of a imaginative or fanciful monster; monstrously fantastic.

obesex

(noun) \ō•ˈbē•seks\
Sexual activity, including specifically sexual intercourse, with the grossly fat or overweight; obese sex.

Ted always likes to smoke a turkey after obesex.

ornamentality

\ˈôrn•ə•men•ˈtal•i•tē\ (noun)
The characteristic attitude of mind or way of thinking of a person or group used to adorn something but usually having no practical purpose; ornamental mentality.

The excerpts of text lacked the ornamentalality of a novella and read more like a staggering screenplay.

Palindrone

(noun) \ ˈpal•in•ˈdrōn \

1. A dull and uninteresting person hopelessly, blindly devoted to another person, cause, or trend for superficial reasons unknown.
2. An oblivious lemming who undermines his or her own human individuality by willfully acquiescing to authority; one who goes with the flow and lacks his or her own free will.
3. An emasculated stay-at-home father and/or husband who has no sting and gathers no honey.

poptarty

(noun) \päp•tärt•ē\
A social gathering of invited guests involving the celebration and, typically, consumption of Kelloggs® brand Pop-Tarts® toaster pastry; a Pop-Tart® party.

pro-pasta

(n.)
In favor of the Italian dish consisting of dough made from durum wheat and water, extruded or stamped into various shapes and typically cooked in boiling water.

refuck

(v.) [ trans. ] | ri’•fək |
1. Pay back (sex), typically to an unsatisfied lover with sexual services: If you’re not delighted with her love making abilities, Katie guarantees to refuck you in full.
2. Compensate (someone) sexually for negligent or unfair treatment during sexual intercourse; compensate for harm or loss during sex with additional sex: He frequently refucks because of his selfish bedroom etiquette.
3. Pay back (someone) with sexual favors instead of money: I’ll refuck you for lunch unless you don’t mind waiting till payday.
4. Perform (sex) with a prior lover again; to fuck (someone) again; a sexual rerun: She refucked former lovers to keep her numbers low.

replausratory

(adjective)
Regarding a series of repeating implausible violations of corporate statutes.

ridiculicious

(adjective) \riˈ•dik•yəl•ˈish•əs\
1. Absurdly delightful and pleasant to the taste; ridiculously delicious.
2. Delightfully unreasonable, illogical, or inappropriate; deliciously ridiculous.

tomcruisery

(noun) \täm’•kroōz•(ə)•rē\
Alarmingly odd behavior from or in the manner of the actor, Tom Cruise.

Oprah was freaked out by the sudden spasm of tomcruisery on her couch.

tomhankery

(noun) \täm•hangk•(ə)•rē\
Behavior, as in the manner of the actor Tom Hanks, so disgusting and good that one might vomit in their own mouth at the mere thought.

Her partially digested breakfast marinated on the kitchen table after witnessing her little brother’s fake display of youthful tomhankery.

ubercrable

(n.) {’oōbərkrabel}
An outstanding amount of crable.

vagic

(n.) \ va•jik \
1. The power of apparently influencing the course of events by using mysterious or supernatural vagina forces; vagina magic: Do you believe in vagic?
2. Mysterious vagina tricks, such as making things disappear and appear again, performed as entertainment.