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fucktion
(noun) \fək•shən\
1. literature in the form of prose, especially short stories and novels, that describes imaginary occurrences of sexual intercourse; fuck fiction.
• invention or fabrication of sexual intercourse as opposed to fuck fact.
• [in sing. ] a belief, statement, or mere wishful thinking of sexual intercourse that is false, but that is often held to be true because it is expedient to do so.
2. a feigned, invented, or imagined tale of sexual escapades postulated for the purposes of advancing one’s reputation; a made-up story of sexual intercourse.
3. an improbable (unusual or incredible or fanciful) story involving sex with an intimidatingly desirable person; a tall tail.
DERIVATIVES
fucktional (adjective)
fucktionally (adverb)
fucktionist (noun)
autopsy-turvy
(noun) \ˈôˌ•ˈtäp•sē-tər•vē\
A postmortem examination performed in a state of utter confusion; a topsy-turvy autopsy.
grammarous
(adjective) \ˈgram•ər•əs\
Having an attractive or exciting quality that makes certain people or things seem appealing or special based on the correct use of a language; glamorous grammar.
Kate is one of Boston’s most grammarous women.
(1) | use grammarous in a sentence »ridiculicious
(adjective) \riˈ•dik•yəl•ˈish•əs\
1. Absurdly delightful and pleasant to the taste; ridiculously delicious.
2. Delightfully unreasonable, illogical, or inappropriate; deliciously ridiculous.
lodrick
(noun) \läd•rik\
Reasoning conducted or assessed according to strict principles of validity deserving or inviting derision or mockery and/or absurdity; ridiculous logic.
catholickable
(adjective) \ˈkaθ•(ə)•lik•ˈā•bəl\
Worthy of licking or being licked by a member of the Roman Catholic Church.
poptarty
(noun) \päp•tärt•ē\
A social gathering of invited guests involving the celebration and, typically, consumption of Kelloggs® brand Pop-Tarts® toaster pastry; a Pop-Tart® party.
anagramcracker
(noun) \ˈan•əˌ•gram•ˈkrak•ər\
1. A graham cracker that can be formed by rearranging another cracker.
2. A person who can decipher anagrams without delay.
obesex
(noun) \ō•ˈbē•seks\
Sexual activity, including specifically sexual intercourse, with the grossly fat or overweight; obese sex.
Ted always likes to smoke a turkey after obesex.
(0) | use obesex in a sentence »ornamentality
\ˈôrn•ə•men•ˈtal•i•tē\ (noun)
The characteristic attitude of mind or way of thinking of a person or group used to adorn something but usually having no practical purpose; ornamental mentality.
The excerpts of text lacked the ornamentalality of a novella and read more like a staggering screenplay.
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