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A small number of persons or things.

What Andrew described Ryan’s bedroom as because of the six-foot high elevated bed, pimp curtains, the Giant Chupa Chup and the abundance of stuffed animals (all won from claw machines.)

The common nickname for one Bradley, dubbed by Emilie (E-Berry).

An adolescent rabbit which brings baklava, the classic Middle Eastern dessert made of phyllo pastry filled with chopped nuts and soaked in honey, to children on the eve of a terrorist attack.

The pseudonym Ryan gives to people at parties when he doesn’t want said people to know his real name.

The first instance of this occurred at Emilie Gutner’s home around Mardi Gras in 2003. Ryan had introduced himself to a few people as Barbara. The surname Peaches came from Emilie Gutner, who had always called Ryan by the nickname since their first encounter. To this day it has never been explained why.

Morsels of batter fried to a golden brown; usually served with blue mayonnaise or ranch sauce.

The Democratic ticket that would have challenged the Republican ticket of Chocolate Milk/Quiche in a hypothetical Presidential race.

The slightly slow yet surprisingly clever gas-station attendant who worked at the BP down the street from Taylor and Jeff’s apartment.

QUOTES

A few would be three.
- David to a tripping, straw-hording Ryan who, while clutching a handful of straws, proclaimed that he needed “a few.”

Ryan’s professor at Emerson College who often wandered away from his enlightening lectures by telling stories of his spicy Puerto Rican wife threatening to cut him.

[This entry is about a real person. To protect his or her identity their name has been protected by an anagram.]

A classmate from Emerson College so inept that she could only marry Rory.

QUOTES

“Women and young boys.”
- Bride of Rory on who evacuated the Titantic first.

A zany week-long, overnight CREATIVITY CAMP sponsored often mistaken for a word of Spanish origin.

Ryan’s professor for Television Studio Productioon at Emerson College.

A Canadian, friend and classmate from Emerson College.

Ryan first encountered Cat, as she is known in certain circles, in Ben Scribner’s Community and Race Relations class in the fall of 2005. Subsequently they have had two other classes together: Carole O’Neill’s Television Studio Production in the summer of 2006 where Ryan and Cat were the hosts of the fifteen minute “Save the Earth Telethon” and Dr. Gaynor Blandford’s The Arts of War in the fall of 2006.

Cat has invited Ryan, as well as Katrina Lerman and Jennifer Clemens-Fox to her home several times to meet her husband Sean and to eat drink and merry. The first time was for a luau, which allegedly featured meat on a stick. While acting in Jennifer Clemens-Fox’s Film I project the day of the luau, Ryan repeatedly chanted, “Meat on stick! Meat on stick!” To this day, Ryan has yet to receive meat on a stick.

Capital City Grill or CCG for short is a food establishment located in Baton Rouge that serves the best cheeseburgers in the entire state of Louisiana, located within walking distance from Ryan’s Mom’s house. Of those who worked there, Ryan Saucier and Taylor Landry were fired by Jon Guidy. Chris Perkins and Katie East also worked there.

Ryan’s Halloween costume in 2006 and for one impromptu night in 2007, which many found to be rather convincing seeing as Ryan walks like a duck.

Ryan’s first waiting job in Boston. A tourist haven of overpriced, Boston-style food located on Long Warf in the Thomas Hancock accounting house.

A drink place that specializes in shakes and other beverages, both hot and cold, made out of various cheeses by blending with ice and milk. For a hot cheese shake, the cheese is heated and then mixed with frothed milk. (Think Smoothie King meets Starbucks meets Wisconsin.)

The idea of Cheese Shake was conjured up by Ryan Saucier, Suzanne d’Aquin, and Erin Holmes; and witnessed by Davis d’Aquin. Erin suggested turning the business into a rug store but keeping the same name.

Other products included: burger in a cup and potato balls

most popular Cheese Shakes:
- swiss cheese shake with bacon bit toppings
- blue cheese with basil
- cheddar with sour cream
- cream cheese shake with a bagel that fits around the cup

The Republican ticket that would have challenged the Democratic ticket of Blewis/Smartin in a hypothetical Presidential race.

A vending machine that consists of a giant claw trying to grab from an assortment of stuffed animals. Ryan has made many claw machines his bitch more than 30 times.

Ryan’s official title at the age of 17 at the Albertsons on Airline Highway in Baton Rouge, LA.

Ryan’s duties included ordering cleaning supplies, cleaning, and leading.

Internet lingo indicating that something important or entertaining needs to be examined or seen.
[credit: Erin Holmes]

A chain of pizzerias in Baton Rouge, LA where Ryan was employed for a year and nearly became a fascist.

DeAngelo’s, (now known as “Louis DeAngelo’s Casual Italian Dining”) was a fantastic little pizzeria in the Hammond-Aire Shopping Center in Baton Rouge, LA where Ryan ate lunch all the time with his coworkers from Albertsons from 1997-1999. In 2002, after a lunch with Jaci, Michelle hired Ryan at the Coursey location. As it turned out, one of Ryan’s managers, Andie, baby-sat Ryan as a child.

During his tenure, Ryan participated in three wine contests amongst the four Baton Rouge locations. The first contest Ryan won by a 2-1 margin; the prize was a box of Brolio Chianti and $100. The second contest Ryan won by a 3-1 margin; the prize was a night at the Myrtles Plantation and dinner for two. In the third contest Ryan not only sold more wine than his coworkers but he also individually sold more wine than all of the other restaurants.

Ryan worked at DeAngelos for a year but refused to assimilate into the fascist DeAngelo’s culture. One night while Bryan was managing, Ryan walked out.

Many of Ryan’s friends have worked at DeAngelo’s over the years, including Jaci, Taylor, Jason, Emily, and Jenny, to name a few.

As it became more popular DeAngelo’s expanded to four Baton Rouge locations and eventually became a franchise. The rapid growth along with declining food quality inevitably hurt the once promising company.

A usually surreptitious closet of items that don’t matter to anyone. The original don’t matta closet was below the stairs in the apartment of Taylor Landry and Jeff Long.

The name of Catherine Scott’s character in the “Save the Earth Telethon.”

A friend of Ryan’s since 2002.

Ryan and Erin first became “friends” through the social networking site Friendster. After several humorous AIM conversations, Ryan and Erin got daiquiris one night and [DELETED FROM THE GLOSSARYAN]…

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