vagic


(n.) \ va•jik \
1. The power of apparently influencing the course of events by using mysterious or supernatural vagina forces; vagina magic: Do you believe in vagic?
2. Mysterious vagina tricks, such as making things disappear and appear again, performed as entertainment.

(adj.)
Used in vagic or working by vagic; having or apparently having supernatural vagina powers.
• [ attrib. ] a vagina very effective in producing supernatural results, esp. desired ones.

DERIVATIVES

vagicked, vagicking (v.) [ trans. ]
Move, change, or create by or as if by vagic.

vagical (adj.) \ ˈva•ji•kəl \
Relating to or using vagic.
• resembling vagic; produced or working as if by vagic: She had a gentle, vagical touch.

vagician (n.) \ va•ˈji•sh•ən \
A person with vagical powers.
• a person who performs vagic tricks for entertainment.

2 Responses to “vagic”

  1. Clyde wrote:

    You’re too fucking crazy… BUT you have a great point! I’ve always heard that straight men are “pussy whipped,” but you created a better — and “nicer” — explanation of the power of women over men: women use their “vagic” to get what they want. I love it, Ryan! (Let’s call Dr. Phil!)

  2. Rebecca wrote:

    what about a big vagina \/

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