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		<title>skybald</title>
		<description><![CDATA[(noun) A good-for-nothing; a worthless person, animal or thing.]]></description>
		<link>http://grandpawiggly.com/2010/07/07/skybald/</link>
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		<title>Hump Day</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Oh boy! The emailman just delivered my very first correspondence! Dear Grandpa Wiggly, Why does my mommy call Wednesdays hump day? Jessie Portland, Oregon Well Jessie, your mommy likely calls Wednesday “hump day” because Wednesday is the middle of the week. Assuming your mommy works the traditional Monday through Friday, Wednesday is the hump in [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://grandpawiggly.com/2010/07/06/hump-day/</link>
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		<title>logolepsy</title>
		<description><![CDATA[(noun) An obsession with words, especially obscure words. logolept (n.) &#8212; a person who is obsessed with words.]]></description>
		<link>http://grandpawiggly.com/2010/07/06/logolepsy/</link>
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		<title>Mr. Mayonnaise in the French Resistance</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Adolph Hitler was not a lover of mayonnaise, which is really quite surprising considering mayonnaise is white and far superior to all other condiments. During World War II, Georges Mora [born Gunter Morawski in Leipzig in 1913] and French mime artist Marcel Marceau were refugee smugglers with the French Resistance. Mora observed German soldiers would [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://grandpawiggly.com/2010/07/06/mr-mayonnaise-in-the-french-resistance/</link>
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		<title>Little Girl and Kitty in the Meadow</title>
		<description><![CDATA[My wife is a creep. Effie keeps this menacing picture that she&#8217;s had for years on the wall in her bedroom. She knows how much I don&#8217;t care for it. There is something so unsettling about the way the little girl and her kitty stare at you. This evening I came home from the market [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://grandpawiggly.com/2010/07/05/little-girl-kitty-meadow/</link>
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		<title>boanthropy</title>
		<description><![CDATA[(noun) A psychological disorder in which a human being believes himself to be a bovine. According to Wikipedia: The most prominent sufferer of the disorder was King Nebuchadnezzar who in the Book of Daniel &#8220;was driven from men, and did eat grass as oxen.&#8221;]]></description>
		<link>http://grandpawiggly.com/2010/07/05/boanthropy/</link>
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		<title>Mayonnaise 911</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Fellow Redditor tsulahmi sent me this message regarding his mayonnaise: Yesterday I attempted to make the mayonnaise you had discussed on your AmA thread, unfortunately it was not a success. It never thickened while I was making it and was a yellow color much darker than any mayo I have ever seen. I was hoping [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://grandpawiggly.com/2010/07/04/mayonnaise-911/</link>
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		<title>Eaglstun&#8217;s Mayonnaise</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Twitter user and fellow Redditor, eaglstun, tweeted this picture of homemade mayonnaise (and ketchup) slathered all over delicious cheeseburgers. It took a few attempts to get it right, as it often does, but he got the hang of it. Soon he&#8217;ll be making mayonnaise in his sleep! It&#8217;s mayonnazing! eaglstun: Burgers and fries with homemade [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://grandpawiggly.com/2010/07/04/eaglstuns-mayonnaise/</link>
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		<title>Mayonnaise Investigates</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Effie woke me up to investigate a noise she claims she heard coming from outside. Said noise was described as: &#8220;A series of random claps followed by a loud clang.&#8221; I peeked out the bedroom window but did not find any marching band trespassers. I told her it was nothing and to go back to [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://grandpawiggly.com/2010/07/02/mayonnaise-investigates/</link>
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		<title>aichmorhabdophobia</title>
		<description><![CDATA[(noun) A fear of being beaten with a pointed stick.]]></description>
		<link>http://grandpawiggly.com/2010/07/01/aichmorhabdophobia/</link>
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