TED
Teddington Earnest Dippingham, otherwise known as Ted, is the food critic for megorious.com who happens to live across the street from Grandpa Wiggly and Grandma Nubb. To keep in touch with their grandchildren, Ted lets his longtime neighbors use the computer in his basement, where he does things. Every Friday Ted’s giant frying party at his house, which he calls Fryday. TED likes to spell his name in all caps since his initials spell out his name. Sometimes his name appears as T.E.D. which many believe to be an acronym for The Enormous Dude.
In his spare time, Ted travels the world sampling erotic mayonnaises.