IT’S A GOOD DAY FOR EATIN’ IN AMERICA.
BEFORE I GET TO THE EATIN, I’D LIKE TO THANK RYAN AND MEGORIOUS’ BOARD OF DIRECTORS FOR ALLOWING ME TO COME BACK AFTER THAT INCIDENT AT THE COMPANY CHRISTMAS PARTY. I HAVE AGREED TO PAY FOR THE DAMAGE INFLICTED ON THE XEROX MACHINE AND FOR COUNSELING SESSIONS FOR THOSE WHO CLAIM THEY WERE “DISTURBED”. HEHEHEHE. AHHHH….
NOW ON TO THE EATIN.
THE GOOD YOLKS AT HOT POCKETS BRAND HAVE TOPPED THEMSELVES ONCE AGAIN WITH THEIR NEW HEARTY SIZED STUFFED BISCUITS. JUST LOOK AT THE BREATHTAKING “REAL” EGGS, LITTERED WITH BACON TUMORS AND GOOEY CHEESE, PASSIONATELY EXCRETE FROM THE BRESH FAKED BISCUIT AT A GELATNOUS RATE.
THESE DELICIOUS BABIES GO GREAT WITH RANCH OR BLUE MAYONNAISE AND ARE NOW IN YOUR GROCERS’ FREEZER. MMMMMMMMMMM….
TED is a foodie of epic proportions (Hell, TED is pro-portions!) who travels the world looking for new tastes while sampling erotic mayonnaises.
If you would like to contact TED you may leave a comment below or email him at TED (at) megorious (dot) com.
March 19th, 2006 at 1:53 pm
credit: erin!