Nothing Predates Sherri Shepherd
Dear Sherri Shepherd,
I’ve been too busy with school to anoint someone as Freak of the Week for the last few months but your perpetual mind boggling ignorance has forced my hand. Damn you.
You’ve already submitted, on live TV no less, that you think the world is flat, despite the overwhelming evidence to the contrary. News flash: the world is about as flat as your chest.
Now you’ve gone on record as saying “I don’t think anything predates Christians.” Lovable Joy Behar, God bless her, even tried to correct you with a little something we people call FACTS about the chronology of Greeks/Romans/Christians. But you could only reinforce that “Jesus came first before them.”
How the hell can someone as retarded as you be allowed on a nationally televised television program? You’re feeding the lifeless stay-at-home moms of America nothing but uneducated dribble. If you ask me, and you never will, I think it’s time Whoopi opened up a can of her patented Whoop-Ass® on you. Star Jones you are not!
Chins up, Sherri. I’m sure Fox News will be callin’ any day now. If not, you could easily secure a position in the The Decider’s cabinet. In the meantime, you’re just the freak of the week. In fact, I’d be willing to go as far to say that you might be the Cunt of the Month. Now look what you did, you made me use a horrible word.
December 14th, 2007 at 8:28 am
She IS stupid! I’m like you: how can Barbara Walters keep her on that show?
December 25th, 2007 at 10:59 am
Dude, she is sooooo stupid. She also said recently that she wouldn’t let her son play with dolls because that means he is gay. Yea…that’s it.
April 15th, 2008 at 4:38 pm
Not only stupid, Sherry is NOT FUNNY. She is horribly ill-mannered and crude.
Last week, she informed the national audience that she IS NOT TRUSTWORTHY. While working at a law firm, she snooped into the confidential records of celebrity clients such as Prince and ran their credit reports “because she was bored.” She justified the snooping into medical records by a UCLA Medical Center employee because “she was probably bored like she was and also not paid very much money.”
Her son, “Jeffrey” is a horrid, obnoxious brat who will probably come to no good. He is living with his father and a nanny, evidentally. But Sherry has to bring him to New York to visit with him and flies him both ways where the hideous child screams and disrupts everyone on the entire plane both ways during the entire flight. Even with the nanny along, she claims she could not stop his “tantrums.”
Why doesn’t this selfish rotten mother simply go to Los Angeles to visit with her child who is only approx. three years old? The monster is way too young to appreciate travelling anywhere. Of course he probably doesn’t know her at all since he is with the nanny and maybe realized the first thing she couldn’t wait to do when they got home was strip naked and prance around naked in front of the kid with her horrible body while he yells “mommy boobies” as she told the audience recently.