Terror Toys for Tots


A recent visit to Target with Rebecca revealed some of the frightening and despicable toys that are being produced these days. Make sure you start your holiday shopping extra early this year.

First up was the baby Shrek doll. I never saw Shrek 3 so maybe someone can elaborate for me: Did Shrek have a baby? This thing looks more like a Shrek fetus than a Shrek newborn.

Next was the demonic doll aptly named Baby Alive. Apparently giant creepy eyes are in this year.

But the most disturbing toy had to be the Dora the Explorer “Let’s get ready vanity.” I thought Dora the Explorer was an educational show. When did it become the training tool for a future generation of hot, mindless skanks?

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