Live Blogging - Biden vs. Palin


The 2008 Vice Presidential Debate from Washington University in St. Louis, Missouri, starring Senator Joe “The Shark” Biden and Governor Sarah “Barracuda” Palin; moderated by Gwen Ifill

Sarah Palin has the upper hand this evening, considering how low expectations are for her following weeks of disastrous interviews. It should be noted that Palin is an expert on Joe Biden — she can see him from her podium. I guess that makes her an expert on Gwen Ifill, too.

FINAL THOUGHTS: Palin started out strong, she had momentum and came off as very folksy, like George W. Bush. But as the debate progressed, her charm and energy were not nearly enough to keep her in the game. Biden slowly gained his momentum and then really started to nail it when they got on foreign policy. Palin was able to hold her on, but there was no substance. Not only did she not answer questions, but she barely addressed them either. Pure fluff. Biden was the winner, hands down.

10:32 PM – And that’s a wrap… Thoughts?

10:31 PM – Palin: “I like answering the tough questions.” But…you didn’t answer any questions!

10:30 PM – When Palin said “proud to be an American” I got visions of Denise Richards in Drop Dead Gorgeous.

10:29 PM – Biden almost choked up when talking about his kids. Very moving.

10:26 PM – Of course Palin has never changed her mind on anything. She’s not a compromiser. She’s a maverick!

10:19 PM – I really want Ifill to ask Palin about her foreign policy experience and how Alaska’s proximity to Russia counts.

10:18 PM – Here comes her family story. Why is this relevant? Palin’s rambles are good at making me forget the question that was posed.

10:17 PM – Cheney has been the most dangerous vice president in history. Wow. Great comment.

10:13 PM – Did I miss something? How did Palin end up rambling on about education? And was there a point? This woman is fluff.

10:10 PM – If Biden doesn’t become Veep he can do commercials for Home Depot.

10:10 PM – “Reality from Wasilla Main Street.” Yes, by all means, let’s bring in some reality from the meth capital of Alaska.

10:09 PM – Palin just winked at the camera! That was for me.

10:08 PM – Biden just mentioned the Bush Doctrine. I wonder if Palin knows what it is now…

10:07 PM – Who is more likely to die in office? McCain or Obama?

10:06 PM – FYI: John McCain knows what evil is.

10:03 PM – “Americans are craving that straight talk.” I think that’s a double entendre. America doesn’t crave that gay talk. Or does it…?

10:02 PM – “The American public has the stomach for success.” Lord knows we can’t stomach any more failure.

10:01 PM – Dick Luger is a horribly hilarious name.

9:57 PM – “Can we talk about Afghanistan real quick?” Palin just came across her Afghanistan note card.

9:54 PM – Did anyone just hear that deep breath Biden took in through his nose?

9:53 PM – I really think Biden is just warming up, now that the topic is foreign policy. As I stated before, you can’t see every country from Russia.

9:52 PM – Sheila says Palin should receive a certificate for “most improved.”

9:49 PM – Palin is sounding more and more like Miss South Carolina.

9:48 PM – The Castro Brothers sounds like some kind of Reggae band.

9:47 PM – Palin is looking down a lot at her notes during this answer. And she says “nucular.”

9:46 PM – Biden needs to chill. He sounds angry.

9:45 PM – Iran and Pakistan. You can’t see those from Alaska.

9:41 PM – “With all due respect, I didn’t hear a plan.” Tell her, Joe. Palin just rambles. And there are no specifics in her rantings.

9:39 PM – Josh just pointed out that Palin said “Senator O’Biden.” Next she’ll be saying Senator Bin Laden.

9:37 PM – Palin appears nervous and shaky while elaborating on her “tolerance” to gay unions.

9:36 PM – Here it comes. Palin’s going to scream, “BURN THE GAYS!” Wait for it…

9:35 PM – Did Palin just drop the R word? Raping the outer shelf?

9:32 PM – Biden better nail it to her on global warming. “Burning dirty coal.” Dirty, filthy, naughty coal.

9:31 PM – Palin just said “state” like four times. That’s her gimmick: repeat superfluous words. She’s writing a book report for a book she hasn’t read. Actually, it’s probably a book she banned.

9:28 PM – One of the best things about Joe Biden is that he and Obama don’t agree on EVERTHING, like Bush and Cheney. A strong voice of opposition is always healthy.

9:26 PM – What the hell is Palin talking about? This is her first true regurgitation of pure hyperbolic bile. “It’s a toxic mess.” WTF?

9:23 PM – “I had to take on those oil companies.” I wrestled them to the ground and gave them all purple nurples.

9:22 PM – I think Biden was just scoping her out. Did you see the look on his face?

9:21 PM – “The ultimate bridge to nowhere.” AWESOME! “Bridge to Nowhere” should be the title of the movie based on the McCain/Palin campaign.

9:19 PM – There will be blood!

9:17 PM – Biden better call her out on that “patriotic” bullshit. She’s twisting his words. Biden said is it was patriotic for the wealthy to pay more taxes, not everyone paying more taxes is patriotic.

9:16 PM – Is Palin going to answer any questions? She just keeps rambling on about whatever she can think of.

9:14 PM – “I’m not going to answer questions the way…” What? She basically just said: I don’t wanna play by your rules.

9:14 PM – Tell her, Joe. Call her out on her misinformation. There’s no way her tutors could have crammed all that senate history into her head.

9:13 PM – How many times is Palin going to say “darn?”

9:12 PM – Biden’s eyes remind me of Mr. Magoo.

9:11 PM – Aaron just asked if Palin has a teleprompter. It’s more likely that she has an earpiece.

9:09 PM – Darn tootin’!

9:08 PM – Palin is repeating John McCain’s ridiculous rationalization that “fundamentals” refers to people.

9:07 PM – Biden’s strategy: Stay on topic and answer the question at hand.

9:05 PM – Why is Palin talking about soccer games? I thought she was a hockey mom? You know, pit bull with lipstick.

9:03 PM – “Can I call you Joe?” This is the first time Palin and Biden have met each other. I’m sure they’ll get along swimmingly.

127 Responses to “Live Blogging - Biden vs. Palin”

  1. sarah wrote:

    ok her dress is very nice.

    last girly comment of the night.

  2. sarah wrote:

    reminds me of You’ve Got Mail. “just call me joe.”

  3. sarah wrote:

    well theyre doing better at answering the questions than the Prez guys did. Gwen doesnt have to say so back to my first question.

  4. Aaron wrote:

    did they give her a teleprompter?

  5. sarah wrote:

    never mind - she called them out on that one. heh.

  6. sarah wrote:

    hockey mom. drink.

  7. sarah wrote:

    they’re being civil. good. i think they both learned what not do via McCain.

  8. sarah wrote:

    oh snap Joe!

  9. Aaron wrote:

    ummm….

  10. sarah wrote:

    anybody else think she looks like Tina Fey????

    :P

  11. Aaron wrote:

    Why doesn’t she answer the questions?

  12. sarah wrote:

    God I would love to make anywere near 150K - if thats the cut-off for middle class then i must be in poverty. Lot easier to achieve than 5 million.

  13. sarah wrote:

    maybe shes using that quote generator you posted the other day.

  14. Aaron wrote:

    so making $1,000,000/yr is middle class

  15. Ryan wrote:

    McCain has said that making five million a year is middle class.

  16. Aaron wrote:

    ZING!!!!

  17. sarah wrote:

    i actually read somewhere that he was joking about that….but that could have been coverup.

  18. Sheila wrote:

    hey! he didn’t get distracted by the blinking light!!! bush would’ve.

  19. sarah wrote:

    and the opening song could be “We’re on the road to nowhere…”

  20. Sheila wrote:

    does anyone else see the sexual tension in the eye contact they keep making?

  21. sarah wrote:

    hey she’s cute. he’s distinguished. Id rather see them hook up than Barack and McCain.

  22. Sheila wrote:

    was that really a rhetorical question? cuz i want some answers!

  23. Ryan wrote:

    I see it. It’s unnerving. This might get sexy real fast.

  24. sarah wrote:

    good for him for giving her kudos. i like him.

  25. Sheila wrote:

    he’s giving her props! he totally wants to hit that.

  26. Aaron wrote:

    There she goes again not answering the questions

  27. sarah wrote:

    toxic crusaders.

    remember that cartoon or toys…commercial?

  28. Sheila wrote:

    “quote, i’m paraphrasing…”

  29. Sheila wrote:

    wasn’t it toxic avengers?

  30. Sheila wrote:

    “that is not correct, but i’m still not going to play your game… i wanna play my way.”

  31. Ryan wrote:

    It was Toxic Avengers.

  32. Aaron wrote:

    Does Joe even have to say anything else?

  33. Sheila wrote:

    yes, governor palin, tell us about the things you’ve read in ALL those publications put in front of you

  34. sarah wrote:

    we’re both right sheila

    from wikipedia.

    Toxic Crusaders is an animated series based on the Toxic Avenger films.

  35. Joshooouh wrote:

    Umm…is it just me or is she legit rambling.

  36. Sheila wrote:

    emishes? emissions? do the polar bears use the word “emishes?”

  37. sarah wrote:

    i believe thats something moose say.

  38. Sheila wrote:

    ugh! he’s so boring! i’m no fan of palin for prez, but at least she’s animated. like a barbie doll on uppers.

  39. Sheila wrote:

    drill, baby, drill!!! yes… let’s drill everything and THEN look at alternatives.

  40. Aaron wrote:

    Platitudes….that’s all she knows.

  41. Ryan wrote:

    She is legit rambling. She’s nervous. But I can see Jesus standing on her shoulder.

  42. Joshooouh wrote:

    Did you hear here say Senator O’Biden

  43. Sheila wrote:

    yes.. tell us Senator O’Biden.

  44. sarah wrote:

    “i wanna rape your continental shelf.”

  45. Joshooouh wrote:

    her also* haha

  46. sarah wrote:

    uh oh same sex debate.

  47. Joshooouh wrote:

    I’m afraid of this same sex marriage portion of the debate.

  48. Sheila wrote:

    you can see Palin’s sweat glands kicking into gear now that their on the gays

  49. Joshooouh wrote:

    I just saw that Jesus on her shoulder shake his head.

  50. Sheila wrote:

    tolerant except for the poor girls raped by their fathers

  51. sarah wrote:

    notice Biden said nothing about marriage just constitutional right - he chose words carefully.

  52. Sheila wrote:

    “i only define marriage as between one man and one woman, but I’m totally tolerant of gay folks”

  53. Aaron wrote:

    You coulda just said ‘no’

  54. sarah wrote:

    “im tolerant as like as they dont touch me. i dont wanna catch the gay!”

  55. Joshooouh wrote:

    Joe Biden, Beau Biden…banana fanna fo biden.

  56. Sheila wrote:

    she’s definitely got an earpiece… you could tell by the pauses in her props to biden just now.

  57. Joshooouh wrote:

    Nato allies? we still have those?

  58. Sheila wrote:

    biden needs botox

  59. Aaron wrote:

    If Palin is a pitbull Biden is Michael Vick. He’s killin it.

  60. Joshooouh wrote:

    Haha Biden does need botox. He’s a bit saggy this evening.

  61. Sheila wrote:

    talk to us, joe biden!! love that eye contact!

  62. sarah wrote:

    “God love him” means “bless your heart” in Southern.

  63. Sheila wrote:

    wait wait wait… i thought it was nucular?!?!

  64. Joshooouh wrote:

    What I like about Biden is that he has facts, and seems to at least know what he’s talking about…I’m pretty sure Sarah Palin doesn’t know where Pakistan is on a map.

  65. Joshooouh wrote:

    Also Palin blinks a shit ton.

  66. Sheila wrote:

    i must say, palin should receive a certificate for “most improved”

  67. Sheila wrote:

    she’s got mascara in her eye… that’s the danger of make-up on the pit-bulls

  68. Aaron wrote:

    I loved that incredulous look he just gave to Palin

  69. Joshooouh wrote:

    Crusade anyone?

  70. sarah wrote:

    that aint no South Carolina accent.

  71. Sheila wrote:

    friends in israel…. looks like their bringing Jews for Jesus to the Middle East

  72. sarah wrote:

    mmm i love hummus. wheres my pita chips?

  73. Joshooouh wrote:

    hummus is yummus! =D

  74. Sheila wrote:

    i <3 israel!!!

  75. Aaron wrote:

    And it’s a good thing that we don’t like punting puppies too

  76. Joshooouh wrote:

    I think Joe Biden is skipping, can someone reset him?

  77. tommy salami wrote:

    It’s infuriating how Palin and McCain refuse to answer questions and just repeat talking points. I wish I’d watched this before I went to MMA class because I want to beat more people up now.

  78. Sheila wrote:

    oh my god!!! she just said nucular!!!!!!!!!

  79. Joshooouh wrote:

    I caught that too, its going to give me a twitch.

  80. sarah wrote:

    ya know she kind of clenches her jaw like my mom. *shudder*

  81. Sheila wrote:

    They’re very good about not interrupting each other…. did I just hear Biden sigh?

  82. Sheila wrote:

    i don’t have a stomach for genocide when it comes to darfur.. but anywhere else is ok.

  83. Aaron wrote:

    So all she has for a retort is a campaign slogan

  84. Joshooouh wrote:

    Lets talk about McCain dying.

  85. Sheila wrote:

    McCain knows how to win a war from his experience winning in Vietnam.

  86. sarah wrote:

    he just laughs off her snide remarks.. “oh sarah youre gonna get it good later tonight.”

  87. tommy salami wrote:

    John McCain knows how to win a war? What, we won Vietnam now? Did he crash on purpose to defeat them from the inside, like Jack Bauer?

  88. sarah wrote:

    you had to mention Jack Bauer - oh lord Ryan’s gonna cum in his Obama pjs.

  89. Joshooouh wrote:

    She just winked at me. Did you guys catch that?

  90. tommy salami wrote:

    If I could draw, I’d draw a Palin doll with a string, saying, “I’m a maverick!”

    Yes, government get out of our way. Just like you did for Wall Street.

  91. Sheila wrote:

    raising taxes kills spending, not jobs

  92. Aaron wrote:

    She sounds like a Mormon

  93. Sheila wrote:

    oh my god!!! say it ain’t so, joe? doggone it?? she makes me want to leap through the screen and slam her head into the podium.

  94. Aaron wrote:

    Oh lord…She gave a shout out

  95. sarah wrote:

    id gotta admit id give a shoutout if i was on tv :P

  96. Sheila wrote:

    we’re so lame!!!

  97. sarah wrote:

    he just got himself a lifetime supply of laser levels and screw drivers.

  98. tommy salami wrote:

    McCain tapped her? Ew!

  99. Joshooouh wrote:

    I bet she has a lot of flexibility ;-) (sorry ladies)

  100. Sheila wrote:

    cheney’s dangerous cuz he shoots his friends in the face

  101. Aaron wrote:

    There something not quite right about how she forms sentences.

  102. sarah wrote:

    i can just see the SNL skit now - “doggone it, gosh darn, God bless him, what up 3rd grade homies.”

  103. sarah wrote:

    joe Biden is gonna discipline Sarah.

  104. sarah wrote:

    single dad. wife and kid died. beat that POW Mccain.

    ok that’s insensitive of me but there it is.

  105. Sheila wrote:

    yes… we need to leave McCain

  106. Joshooouh wrote:

    McCain is a maverick. He stops his campaign to go save…wall street…oh the bill didn’t pass because he showed up?…man…that sucks…

  107. Sheila wrote:

    wow! look at that passion flowing forth from O’Biden!

  108. Aaron wrote:

    Is he at least Goose?

  109. Ryan wrote:

    Goose?

  110. sarah wrote:

    who’s Iceman?

  111. Sheila wrote:

    isn’t finding a way to work together the meaning of compromise?

  112. Joshooouh wrote:

    …she needs enough people to tell her to do things before she’ll do them. Ahh…I feel ya…back in 6th grade…shouldn’t have eaten those pogs…

  113. sarah wrote:

    Maverick’s plane crashed too.

  114. Kim wrote:

    Nothing on her slip up of “Who should be the one to leave?” I think we should expand on that.

  115. Ryan wrote:

    Oh, Goose and Iceman. I’ve never seen Top Gun.

  116. Ryan wrote:

    If Maverick’s plane crashes then the pit bull with lipstick becomes Prez. Scary.

  117. Sheila wrote:

    oooh yeah!!! he’s gonna hit that later!

  118. Kim wrote:

    WHAT THE FUCK IS SHE TALKING ABOUT?

  119. sarah wrote:

    hug it out bitches.

  120. sarah wrote:

    dude on stage looks like an old Prince Charles

  121. Sheila wrote:

    biden’s face is melting off his skull.

  122. Sheila wrote:

    i’m disappointed palin’s husband didn’t come up on stage in an outfit as blinding as Mrs. McCain

  123. sarah wrote:

    both their little girls are so cute. ovaries are twitching….

  124. Joshooouh wrote:

    Haha ovaries…Good Job Ryan!

  125. Joshooouh wrote:

    MSNBC is also a bunch of garbage.

  126. Joshooouh wrote:

    And while monopolizing your comments, I agree with you. Palin’s talking points based responses didn’t have the depth or substance that Biden’s did. While he isn’t exciting or plastic or fake, he’s in the end correct. Which is what should matter. Obama and Biden sort of balance each other and I think that’s perhaps the formula we need.

  127. Ryan wrote:

    Thanks to everyone who played along. Final thoughts?

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