Live Blogging: McCain v. Obama - Round Two


The Second Presidential Debate from Belmont University, Nashville, Tennessee, starring Senator John “Maverick! Maverick! Maverick! ” McCain and Senator Barack “Secret Black Muslim Christian Terrorist” Obama; moderated by Tom Brokaw. The debate will have a town hall format.

10:34 PM – McCain standing in front of the teleprompter was classic.

10:33 PM – With the dirty campaign McCain has been waging this week, I’m surprised he didn’t answer the question with something like: “What I don’t know is what everyone doesn’t know: Who is the real Barack Obama?”

10:30 PM – A “Zen-like” question from Peggy in New Hampshire asks: “What don’t you know and how will you learn it?” McCain knows everything. God told him personally.

10:26 PM – McCain: Thanks for serving. Now I’m going to cut your benefits.

10:25 PM – What is up with all the bald men in the audience?

10:24 PM – Only John McCain could answer a “yes or no” question with “maybe.”

10:21 PM – Hey, that was the first time Brokaw tried to cutoff McCain.

10:16 PM — Does anyone else think Osama Bin Laden will miraculously be caught before election day?

10:15 PM – McCain’s response: Not true.

10:11 PM – Did McCain just say that Obama doesn’t have a big stick? Also, it should be noted that Sarah Palin has the same position on Pakistan that Obama does.

10:08 PM – Katie Hamm. Mmmmm ham.

10:07 PM – McCain just mentioned his hero, Ronald McDonald. Oops, I mean Ronald Reagan.

10:04 PM – Obama Doctrine. McCain Doctrine. Sarah Palin won’t have any idea which either one is in the morning.

9:59 PM – Brokaw did it again. He tried to cutoff Obama. Then McCain made some sort of joke that only Brokaw got.

9:57 PM – The story about Obama’s mother arguing with insurance companies will resonate with a lot of people, and, according to the CNN Uncommitted Ohio Voters Dingus®, Obama nailed it.

9:54 PM – I got a sneak peek at the stoplights Brokaw keeps referring to. McCain just ran a red light and I doubt Brokaw calls him out.

9:49 PM – OH MY GOD. Why doesn’t Brokaw just get it over with and go down on McCain? This is incredulous!

9:47 PM – I keep waiting for Brokaw to cutoff Obama again. He seems to do that a lot. Also, according to CNN’s little dingus, women love Obama.

9:43 PM – I just switched to CNN so I could check out their little graph and the bottom of the screen. One thing is certain: they didn’t like the woman who just asked the environmental question.

9:42 PM – McCain: …too many lobbyists working in Washington.
Yeah, and McCain’s entire campaign consists of lobbyists.

9:41 PM – McCain just cut off Brokaw. WTF?

9:38 PM – So that’s how it works: McCain is allowed to lie and Brokaw will let him get away with it.

9:37 PM — This is a pretty boring debate. Let it be known that the town hall format sucks.

9:36 PM – There McCain goes again; lying about Obama will raise taxes despite the fact that independent groups say the contrary.

9:34 PM – I keep waiting for Sarah Palin to run in with a steel chair and hit Obama.

9:33 PM – There goes Obama again, talking about community organizing. I’d think about join the Peace Corps. Would anyone else?

9:30 PM – Where were you on 9/11? I was high in my living room, not eating scrambled eggs.

9:28 PM – Brokaw: We have our first question from the internet.
McCain: What’s that?

9:26 PM – McCain holds his mic with two hands, like it’s a hot cup of coffee on a cold day.

9:23 PM – Overhead at the debate?

9:19 PM – This woman obviously didn’t come up with her own question.

9:18 PM – McCain sent a letter because he doesn’t know how to send email.

9:17 PM – Brokaw is speaking incredibly fast.

9:15 PM – Obama: Honky, please!

9:11 PM – Did Tom Brokaw just chastise Obama?

9:08 PM – McCain just said “my friends” three times. Also, it should be noted that the town hall format favors McCain.

9:06 PM – McCain someone managed to talk about energy independence. He must have trained with Sarah Palin.

9:04 PM – Mr. Clean just asked the first question and it’s on the economy.

9:03 PM – Oh, look, they’ve each got little desks.

9:02 PM – Brokaw’s drunk.

9:00 PM – This should be exciting. The town hall set they’ve assembled looks like a set from Oprah. Expect McCain to get downright nasty tonight.

105 Responses to “Live Blogging: McCain v. Obama - Round Two”

  1. Nat wrote:

    town hall format is the bestttttt.

    and john mccain walks like a robot.

  2. sarah wrote:

    looked him in the eye this time didnt ya.

  3. sarah wrote:

    that guys eyes are half the size of his head.

  4. Ryan wrote:

    If you want your picture to appear next to you comment like mine, set up an account at Gravatar. It’s quick and easy.

    http://en.gravatar.com/site/signup

  5. Joshooouh wrote:

    I think McCain looks like he wants a hug.

  6. Nat wrote:

    Ryan, what do you make of the “uncommitted ohio voters” graph on the bottom of the screen on CNN? Are all the audience members attached to heart rate meters or something?

  7. sarah wrote:

    ya know what i just realized… McCain talks and looks like he has gauze in his mouth leftover from the dentist. Does that has something to do with the melanoma?

  8. Ryan wrote:

    Sarah, it does. His left cheek is also bigger than his right.

  9. Joshooouh wrote:

    I have a picture now!

  10. Joshooouh wrote:

    Or not…

  11. Nat wrote:

    re: 9:06pm - or Mrs. So-and-so’s third grade class…

  12. Ryan wrote:

    Josh, did you use the same email address you’re using to comment with? If so, it may take some time to go through….

  13. Joshooouh wrote:

    It just took time, sorry I’ve been drinking every time McCain shuffles around creepily.

  14. sarah wrote:

    testing to see if picture works

  15. Nat wrote:

    dude. is brokaw talking like an auctioneer or is it just me?

  16. sarah wrote:

    testing..again

  17. Joshooouh wrote:

    I think Brokaw is a little drunk, he must have a handle of scotch under his desk.

  18. sarah wrote:

    son of a bitch - how do you get the icony thing to work i signed up, uploaded, using the same email address.

  19. Joshooouh wrote:

    Sarah it takes a few minutes? Just give it time and it should pop up.

  20. Ryan wrote:

    Sarah — it might take a bit to kick in.

    Natalie — I’m watching the debate on MSNBC. I hate that bar on CNN. I find it distracting. Undecided voters are idiots.

  21. sarah wrote:

    aha - there i am!

  22. ronnie wrote:

    LOL. OBAMANATION IS THREW!

  23. Nat wrote:

    fair enough ryan. its just easier to watch that mccains lame robot dance moves…

    oh wait, that’s just how he walks…

  24. Nat wrote:

    reaching across the aisle = reach around

  25. Joshooouh wrote:

    Haha Brokaw is chastising them. Its funny.

  26. Joshooouh wrote:

    I just thought the exact same thing Nat.

  27. Nat wrote:

    @ Joshooouh
    what? McCain is a robot? or gives hand jobs?

  28. Joshooouh wrote:

    A robot that gives hand jobs? Haha.

  29. Nat wrote:

    if brokaw talks any faster, his dentures are gonna fall out.

  30. Ryan wrote:

    Nat — sign up for a pic.

    Ronnie (whoever you are) — I think you meant “through.” Obamanation is through.

  31. Nat wrote:

    @Joshooouh

    WIN.

  32. Josh-ooouh wrote:

    I’d photoshop that picture…but I don’t wanna google search that.

  33. Nat wrote:

    WALL STREET GOT DRUNK. THE ECONOMY GOT DRUNK. THE AMERICAN PEOPLE GOT DRUNK.

    ALL BECAUSE SARAH PALIN KEPT SAYING “MAVERICK”

  34. Nat wrote:

    i added a picture, but we’ll see if it works.

  35. sarah wrote:

    hahah @ nat.

  36. Josh-ooouh wrote:

    Hoover and McCain, if you didn’t know were good friends.

  37. Kate wrote:

    I love you. And Barack.

  38. Nat wrote:

    OMG NAILING JELLO TO THE WALL

    McCain, you crazy MAVERICK.

    when he said that, on CNN the “uncommitted ohio voters” dropped to the “-” side of the chart… wah wah

  39. Josh-ooouh wrote:

    If the Straight Talk Express lost a wheel you can bet, sure as hell, McCain ain’t liftin up that spare.

  40. Nat wrote:

    holy crap. brokaw has got these guys WHIPPED.

  41. aaron wrote:

    Anyone playing the My Friends Drinking Game?

  42. Nat wrote:

    @ aaron

    Not sure what game that is. I just drink when Obama says “McCain”, McCain says “Obama”, anyone says Maverick, and whenever Brokaw holds it down.

    My Sarah Palin game was better, but I’m pretty sure I had alcohol poisoning afterwards.

  43. aaron wrote:

    Brokaw is a dick

  44. Nat wrote:

    9:48 @ Brokaw - OH SNAP. MCCAIN AND OBAMA JUST GOT SERVED.

  45. Ryan wrote:

    I’m not drinking tonight, unless you count butter.

  46. Josh-ooouh wrote:

    I’m playing the My Friends drinking game, combined with the creepy robotic shuffling drinking game…i’m gone.

  47. Ryan wrote:

    Nat was supposed to be here watching the debate with me but she sucks. True story.

  48. Nat wrote:

    Ryan, I’m sorry. I owe you a reach across the aisle while I’m doing a robot dance.

  49. Nat wrote:

    Also, you must admit, I’m much funnier when I’m not sitting next to you.

  50. sarah wrote:

    if he goes down on him im changing the channel. *shudder*

  51. Ryan wrote:

    Deal.

  52. Nat wrote:

    holy crap. brokaw is out of control. OUT OF CONTROL.

  53. sarah wrote:

    bring back the Gwen chick - i liked her.

  54. Josh-ooouh wrote:

    If he shuffled like that at me I would run so fast…goddamn zombies.

  55. Ryan wrote:

    Notice how McCain wanders around while Obama speaks; Obama sits and watches McCain when he speaks.

  56. Nat wrote:

    thats because obama went to kindergarten and learned how to be a good listener.

    he also peed before the debate.

  57. Josh-ooouh wrote:

    He needs to stop saying my friends.

  58. Nat wrote:

    i wish mccain would stop referring to me as his friend

  59. Josh-ooouh wrote:

    I know right? I met him this one time, and I was like oh hey man hi-five!…and he just looked at me…what a jerk.

  60. sarah wrote:

    but i bet he carries a big dick!

  61. Nat wrote:

    every underinformed republican just heard obama say that we should “stop cuddling dictators”

  62. aaron wrote:

    my wife…”but i bet he’s got a big stick, heh”

  63. Ryan wrote:

    My friends, thank you all for joining me tonight. I wish I was drunk.

  64. ronnie wrote:

    OBAMANATION IS A DISGRACE

  65. Nat wrote:

    “if obama gets a follow up, I want one tooooooooooo” wahhhhhhhhhhhh

  66. aaron wrote:

    finally he called him on his iran jingle!!

  67. Josh-ooouh wrote:

    I want to see them fight. You are very welcome Ryan!

  68. Ryan wrote:

    Josh — did you really meet McCain?

  69. Shaynna wrote:

    I think it’s very gangsta of McCain when he drops his mic into the other hand after speaking, as to say, “What, Biotch.”

  70. Josh-ooouh wrote:

    Haha…telegraph. That’s the only form of modern communication McCain knows how to use.

  71. Nat wrote:

    just occurred to me: has anyone heard John Kerry comment on ANYTHING in this election?

    Just a thought. I mean, since I’m going trick or treating at his house in a few weeks, i want to have something to talk about.

  72. aaron wrote:

    They’ve probably had bin laden all along.

  73. aaron wrote:

    Yes. Iraq is the epitome of normalcy

  74. Josh-ooouh wrote:

    Nat his house gives out heaps of candy if you hit em early.

  75. Nat wrote:

    Oh, I know Josh-ooouh. I know. :)

  76. Kate wrote:

    Odd. When I looked into Putin’s eyes, the letters I saw were KFC.

  77. Ryan wrote:

    Nat — yes, Kerry has been very vocal. His speech at the DNC was the best speech given.

    http://megorious.com/pol/john-kerry-rocks-the-dnc

  78. aaron wrote:

    All this talk of Russia makes me think of my childhood in the 80s

  79. Josh-ooouh wrote:

    …Josh works too :-/

  80. Ryan wrote:

    Aaron — that’s my fear, too. Osama’s probably in a cell somewhere and on the day before the election McCain will bring him in personally.

  81. Nat wrote:

    LIGHTNING ROUND: YES OR NO ANSWERS. GO.

  82. Josh-ooouh wrote:

    This requires a yes or a no. McCain: Maybe.

    Good thing I’m drunk and not wearing pants or this would be a very boring debate.

  83. Nat wrote:

    TERRY SHERRY

  84. Josh-ooouh wrote:

    Gah he touched him! He’ll turn in about 5 hours if you don’t get him the vaccine!

  85. aaron wrote:

    @ Ryan

    Check out Dalton Fury’s book Kill Bin Laden. The account of an ex-Delta Force commander. The higher ups obviously didn’t want Bin Laden caught.

  86. Ryan wrote:

    Josh — why aren’t you wearing pants?

    Aaron — Dalton Fury is one of the coolest names I’ve ever heard.

  87. Ryan wrote:

    I can’t wait until Wordpress (the software that Megorious runs on) implements comment threading in their November update. That way discussions through comments will be a lot more personal.

  88. Nat wrote:

    Peggy from Amherst, NH. Ryan, please tell me Peg is from NH.

  89. sarah wrote:

    i bet neither of them know how to ride a pony..

  90. Josh-ooouh wrote:

    Wouldn’t you like to know ;-)

    Hahahahaha….oh man

  91. ronnie wrote:

    ALL OF YOUR SEXISTS REMARKS ARE THE REASON MCCAIN/PALIN ARE GOING TO WIN!

  92. Josh-ooouh wrote:

    …who is this Ronnie and what does he do?

  93. Nat wrote:

    ive got a steady hand on the tiller…

  94. sarah wrote:

    heh - they showed Brokaw.

  95. Kate wrote:

    Did McCain actually compare having a wealthy Navy Admiral father to being abandoned by a father?

  96. Nat wrote:

    Ryan: October 15th. I’ll bring the wine.

  97. Ryan wrote:

    According to site statistics, this Ronnie character ended up on my site by googling Sarah Palin. He’s a palindrone.

  98. sarah wrote:

    im watching NBC - showing everyone with disposal cameras taking pictures. Im guessing they werent able to bing real ones but they gave them those instead.

  99. Nat wrote:

    re: Ronnie

    Oh, I thought he was being sarcastic.

  100. Josh-ooouh wrote:

    Ryan I added you to my blogroll because your blog amazes me.

  101. Ryan wrote:

    Josh — thanks. I’ve been lurking your blog, too. I love the Olbermann video you posted.

  102. Shaynna wrote:

    Thanks for the laughs, Rhine, wish I could be there to watch with you.

  103. Ryan wrote:

    Shaynna — I love your icon. Nice ass!

  104. Shaynna wrote:

    That’s what they all say. I took it when we visited DC in 06.

  105. Get Real wrote:

    I think that “That One” won this debate (again). If Obama continues on this streak with his cool, calm, intellect persona, he will win this election.

    It’s too bad that McCain has nowhere else to go with his campaign but other than a smear rampage against Obama. Maybe he can’t have a challenging, progressive debate.

    http://PoliticEye.com

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