Yet Another Republican Deviant
Where do they find these people? It seems every time I read the news, some republican deviant is being arrested or spanked in a diaper. This time it was Idaho Senator Larry Craig who was arrested back in June for “lewd conduct.”
Craig’s arrest occurred just after noon on June 11 at Minneapolis-St. Paul International Airport. On August 8, he pleaded guilty to misdemeanor disorderly conduct in the Hennepin County District Court. He paid more than $500 in fines and fees, and a 10-day jail sentence was stayed. He also was given one year of probation with the court that began on August 8.
Craig’s big argument is that his actions were “misinterpreted,” though I’m not sure what that means since the thorough police report indicates that Craig is rather familiar with the routine for hot rest stop filibusting action.
Up until yesterday, Craig was the senate republican liaison for Mitt Romney’s presidential campaign, but he’s no longer mit Mitt. Now it’s only a matter of time before Craig resigns from the senate.
Craig’s arrest also raises questions about the true meaning of his 1999 criticism of President Clinton when he said, “Bad boy, Bill Clinton. You’re a naughty boy. The American people already know that Bill Clinton is a bad boy, a naughty boy.”
It now appears that Craig’s criticism was nothing more than a sad attempt at dirty talk aimed to get the President to notice him.
You know, if the Republican Party was more accepting of all people and stopped sexually suppressing themselves, maybe they would stop lurking around men’s room stalls every time they need to get off. The fact of the matter is that they did this to themselves and now they have to pay the price.
First it was priests molesting little boys, now the party that claims to stand for moral values is becoming the very thing they claim is destroying America. But what’s really destroying America is their double standard of do as we say, not as we do on our knees.
Where are your family values now?