Cheney and Obama are Cousins!
In a disturbing twist in an otherwise meaningless presidential campaign, CNN reports (on what Lynne Cheney told MSNBC) that while researching the Vice President’s genealogy for her new book, “Blue Skies: No Fences on the Dark Side” she discovered that Democratic Presidential candidate Barack Obama and her husband share an ancestor eight generations ago. This revelation certainly makes Barack appear more American to those who fear that, if elected, he would immediately martyr himself at his inauguration.Cheney broke the news himself to a devastated Obama at a press conference today. Obama’s response was simply, “That’s not true! That’s impossible!”