Fontmess Mayonnaise
Fontmess, spawned by a thesis from a German college student, features a font called Mayonnaise. It comes in both solid and outline. Just like real mayonnaise!
There’s also a video on how to make creamy mayonnaise featuring the font. It’s hosted by what appears to be a talking penis scientist. I have to meet this person — the creator, Daniel Goettling — not the talking penis.
Thanks to Bwadley for the link.