Ich bin mit Mitt
Former Massachusetts governor and admitted dog abuser, Mitt Romney, brought politics to a new low after he posed for a picture with a supporter holding up a sign that said, “No to Obama, Osama and Chelsea’s Moma [sic].” In the second picture, Romney himself held up the sign. Charming.
You know, we’re all aware that Obama’s name rhymes with Osama. You don’t see people making a big deal out of the name Mitt, which is German for “with.” Hitler was German, ya know. Sure there’s an extra T in “Mitt” but Romney is a Mormon and they like to have more than one of a lot of things. I’m sure if Mitt is elected president, he’ll find something to do with that extra T.
