Alberto Gonzales
27 August 2007
Micheal Vick just announced at a press conference that he found Jesus. He also said that he’ll have a lot of time to think about his actions and he will, while he’s rotting away in a federal pound-me-in-the-ass prison. I wonder where exactly Vick found Jesus?
Meanwhile, in the world of real news, Alberto Gonzales has finally resigned as attorney general. I wonder if he’ll recall this decision in the morning.
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Tags: Alberto Gonzales, Jesus
