Happy Birthday, John McCain!
My friends, John McCain (seen here yelling at a cloud) was born on August 29, 1936. He turns 72 today. The Republican candidate for president is also scheduled to announce his vice presidential running mate today. Coincidence? Mayhap McCain wants to divert attention away from his age and the fact that, if elected, he would be the oldest President to ever take office.
Happy Birthday, John McCain. I hope you have a good one no matter which of your many, many houses you decide to celebrate in. Don’t party too hard and get too drunk — you’d hate to get belligerent and call your (second) wife some dirty word that rhymes with punt. Oh, and don’t forget to take your Ambien before going to bed.