Amy decided to move out. YES! Though she is gone now, her exodus was the most excruciating process that I have ever been through. Amy planned on moving out the last weekend of June, that left us with less than three weeks to find a replacement for her. Plus we still [...]
Read more »»When we last left off, Amy had arranged for some girl named Alison to come and see the apartment at 9:15 PM on Monday, May 8, 2006. I repeatedly told Amy that I would NOT be home at that time. She either didn’t read those emails or was so absorbed in her own [...]
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My big freak of a roommate turned the seemingly simple assignment of finding a new roommate into an all out unwarranted attack on my character. [For the record, my character is Ryan.] After a morning of sitting back and ignoring Amy’s ridiculous emails I decided to strike back. Before you [...]
The roommate search is not off to a good start. Below are the email exchanges that took place between Sunday night and Monday afternoon. Pay particular attention to the times of the emails, especially the early Monday morning emails. Amy is impatient and needs immediate gratification, just like when Amy came crashing [...]
Read more »»I haven’t talked about my roommate Amy a lot because frankly, she is so insane that most people would think I just made her up. Amy is 29 and sober. She’s been in the program (Alcoholics Anonymous) for about a year and a half now. She goes to roughly ten meetings a [...]
Read more »»Last year I decided I no longer cared about the Academy Awards but still enjoyed watching the ceremony half-assedly. So tonight, as I did last year, even while hindered by my most recent bout of pharyngitis, I will transscrible the tomfoolery and tomcrusery of a bunch of rich people honoring the cream of their [...]
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