Hillary Clinton’s Teeth
Despite all of the personal and moral problems I have with Hillary Clinton, despite the fact that she will do anything to ensure that Barack Obama does not win the Democratic nomination or the Presidency, there is one thing, one giant thing that bothers me even more about her: her teeth. I mean seriously, Scope those choppers out.
My God, woman, you are running for President of the United Fucking States. I know you’re trying to appeal to all those blue collar and lower class folk, but gees, can’t you do it another way? There’s already something sinister about your smile (the cackle doesn’t help either) but those front teeth are reprehensible. How are you supposed to take care of an entire country if you can’t even take care of your own dental hygiene? What are you, an anti-dentite?
In a campaign where the media obsesses over superficial issues (hair cuts, flag pins, naps) why hasn’t this issue been brought up? They’ve talked about Hillary’s health insurance plan, but does she have a dental plan? What happens if Lisa needs braces?
It’s 3:00 am. The phone is ringing. It’s your fucking dentist!