Apple


10 October 2008

“Smell Yo Dick” - The Music Video


Last November I posted the song “Smell Yo Dick” by Riskay featuring Aviance and Real — a charming little number that proclaims “somethins goin on” and asks “can I smell yo dick?” It’s the tragic anthem of a girl who suspects her boyfriend has been out all night “creepin.” Of course this is [...]

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09 October 2007

The Magical Router


So I haven’t been able to post lately because my psychotic roommate, Funnel Dick, has hijacked the router in our apartment. I’m not exactly sure what he’s doing with his learned Apple Genius® knowledge but he completely shuts the rest of us out of teh internets. He claims to be doing nothing. [...]

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27 February 2007

Re: 1999 Called, They Want Their Bandwidth Back


Last Thursday I posted an email I sent to the Emerson College IT department. I got two responses the very next morning.
The first email is from “the messenger” who replied to my email sent to the help desk. The second email if from Neil Davin, the manager of technology support services at Emerson [...]

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