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23 September 2008

Tuesday Politics: Economy Fail


Dennis Kucinich on the economic crisis:
“The double standard is stunning: their profits are their profits, but their losses are our losses.”
CNN: Ron Paul Commentary: Bailouts will lead to rough economic ride
The former GOP Presidential candidate and the only one who did not endorse John McCain seems to understand the economy better than McCain and Obama.
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11 August 2008

What does war look like?


While The Decider ogles Olympic volleyball players in China, a fucking war is raging between Russia and Georgia. Not that we here in America would know seeing as how sex and scandal always outsells despair and anguish. Georgians are literally begging for America’s help and telling the story of a great betrayal by [...]

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23 May 2008

“I’m not racist but…”


The American mainstream media could learn a thing or two or twelve from Al Jazeera. By examining racism in Kentucky, the Arabic news network boldly and bravely goes where CNN, MSNBC, and Fox News dare not tread — Kentucky.

Welcome to Kentucky.

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25 October 2007

Cheney “meditates” during cabinet meeting


Vice President Dick Cheney fell asleep during a cabinet meeting yesterday while The Decider was discussing the California wildfires. Governor Tarkin, a spokesman for Cheney, told CNN that the Veep was merely “meditating.” It was apparently past his nap time.

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14 August 2007

CNN on Cheney vs. Cheney


Someone at CNN is apparently doing some journalism, albeit it’s a little too late. CNN jumped on the internet bandwagon over a 1994 interview of Dick Cheney where he said invading Iraq would lead to a “quagmire.”

Here’s the real question: Why didn’t CNN find this before some random YouTuber? Why didn’t CNN, [...]

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