Dick Cheney


10 February 2008

Cerealism: The Republican Secret Weapon


Earlier, I posted some thoughts regarding the appearance of John McCain and Mike Huckabee, in particular this unflattering picture. For some reason it really got me thinking outside the box. As a result, all sorts of satirical ideas popped into my head. I began to amend said post when it started to [...]

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29 November 2007

Henry Hyde’s Heaven


Henry Hyde, the former llinois Republican congressman who spearheaded the impeachment proceedings against President Bill Clinton, is now in Heaven.
Below is a rare picture of a smiling Dick Cheney taken last year during the Jesse Helms Center Salute to Chairman Henry Hyde. After making remarks, Cheney shot Hyde in the face. [...]

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25 October 2007

Cheney “meditates” during cabinet meeting


Vice President Dick Cheney fell asleep during a cabinet meeting yesterday while The Decider was discussing the California wildfires. Governor Tarkin, a spokesman for Cheney, told CNN that the Veep was merely “meditating.” It was apparently past his nap time.

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14 August 2007

CNN on Cheney vs. Cheney


Someone at CNN is apparently doing some journalism, albeit it’s a little too late. CNN jumped on the internet bandwagon over a 1994 interview of Dick Cheney where he said invading Iraq would lead to a “quagmire.”

Here’s the real question: Why didn’t CNN find this before some random YouTuber? Why didn’t CNN, [...]

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