Dick Cheney
10 February 2008
Earlier, I posted some thoughts regarding the appearance of John McCain and Mike Huckabee, in particular this unflattering picture. For some reason it really got me thinking outside the box. As a result, all sorts of satirical ideas popped into my head. I began to amend said post when it started to [...]
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29 November 2007
Henry Hyde, the former llinois Republican congressman who spearheaded the impeachment proceedings against President Bill Clinton, is now in Heaven.
Below is a rare picture of a smiling Dick Cheney taken last year during the Jesse Helms Center Salute to Chairman Henry Hyde. After making remarks, Cheney shot Hyde in the face. [...]
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10 November 2007
No, this is not a petition to free Condoleezza Rice from the bowels of Dick Cheney’s secret basement. This is a simple vocabulary game for a good cause. For every word you get right, 10 grains of rice will be donated to end world hunger. It’s also a good way to bone up for Scrabble, or, if you prefer, the GRE.
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01 November 2007
According to ABC News, Vice President Dick Cheney dressed his dog up at Darth Vader for Halloween. In a related story, Darth Vader dressed his dog up as Dick Cheney.
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25 October 2007
Vice President Dick Cheney fell asleep during a cabinet meeting yesterday while The Decider was discussing the California wildfires. Governor Tarkin, a spokesman for Cheney, told CNN that the Veep was merely “meditating.” It was apparently past his nap time.
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17 October 2007
In a disturbing twist in an otherwise meaningless presidential campaign, CNN reports (on what Lynne Cheney told MSNBC) that while researching the Vice President’s genealogy for her new book, “Blue Skies: No Fences on the Dark Side” she discovered that Democratic Presidential candidate Barack Obama and her husband share an ancestor eight generations ago. This revelation certainly makes Barack appear more American to those who fear that, if elected, he would immediately martyr himself at his inauguration.Cheney broke the news himself to a devastated Obama at a press conference today. Obama’s response was simply, “That’s not true! That’s impossible!”
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14 August 2007
Someone at CNN is apparently doing some journalism, albeit it’s a little too late. CNN jumped on the internet bandwagon over a 1994 interview of Dick Cheney where he said invading Iraq would lead to a “quagmire.”
Here’s the real question: Why didn’t CNN find this before some random YouTuber? Why didn’t CNN, [...]
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