Rachael Ray is a lot of things: annoying, loud, untalented, gassy, trashy, wide, bilious, skanky, indolent, abominable, abhorrent, bigheaded, smutty, vile, crude, uncouth…But is she a terrorist?
Well, Fox News thinks she just might be one. In a recent television spot for Dunkin’ Donuts — Rachael Ray’s favorite brand of coffee [...]
What exactly is KFC trying to say with the new slogan, “Life tastes better with KFC?” I think what they mean is, “Hey, life tastes pretty good, right? Well, with KFC, life taste pretty damn good.” And that basically means that life in and of itself is good, but without KFC, life [...]
Read more »»So a friend of mine was on set last week as Rachael Ray filmed her latest Dunkin’ Donuts commercial. According to her, Rachael stormed onto the set and snapped at everyone. Not news, I know, everyone knows she’s actually a gigantic asshole. BUT! I am also told she took one sip of her Dunkin’ Donuts coffee, yelled “What is this shit? Get me MY coffee,” and would not continue until she was given “her” coffee — i.e., Starbucks.So, Rachael Ray knows what shit tastes like…? (1)
The Dunkin Donuts/Baskin Robbins hybrid stores in Boston recently jettisoned the ice cream side in exchange for an extended line of food-like products. As if the scary egg wasn’t enough, they now have gross mini pizzas and other various cheese covered, topped, and filled products. I for one won’t miss the ice cream [...]
Read more »»There’s really no other way to say this so I’ll just come right out and say it – the other day I got hit by a car.
First, let me say that I am absolutely fine. I wasn’t hurt in the slightest. Neither was anyone else for that matter. I was “hit” in [...]