fucktion
imvaginary
(adj.) | iˈm•vaj•əˌ•ner•ē |
Existing only in the part of the mind that imagines having sexual intercourse with a nonexistent girlfriend or frequent female fuck buddy; imagination of sexual fancy; a fancied fantasy of female companionship with whom a person has fucktion; imaginary vagina.
fucktion
(noun) \fək•shən\
1. literature in the form of prose, especially short stories and novels, that describes imaginary occurrences of sexual intercourse; fuck fiction.
• invention or fabrication of sexual intercourse as opposed to fuck fact.
• [in sing. ] a belief, statement, or mere wishful thinking of sexual intercourse that is false, but that is often held to be true because it is expedient to do so.
2. a feigned, invented, or imagined tale of sexual escapades postulated for the purposes of advancing one’s reputation; a made-up story of sexual intercourse.
3. an improbable (unusual or incredible or fanciful) story involving sex with an intimidatingly desirable person; a tall tail.
DERIVATIVES
fucktional (adjective)
fucktionally (adverb)
fucktionist (noun)