The nickname given to Ryan’s creepy psychotic roommate by his other roommates after he revealed that he has a penis that is “bigger at the bottom but thinner at the top.” The revelation was so hilarious that his roommates wrote and recorded a song.
A line from said song: My dick is bigger at the bottom and thinner at the top. It makes the traffic stop.
So I haven’t been able to post lately because my psychotic roommate, Funnel Dick, has hijacked the router in our apartment. I’m not exactly sure what he’s doing with his learned Apple Genius® knowledge but he completely shuts the rest of us out of teh internets. He claims to be doing nothing. He tells me the router, which I purchased just a few months ago, is broken, but he tells everyone else in the apartment that it’s me that keeps shutting it off. (He has a tendency to do this a lot.) Yet for some reason it only happens when he gets home. How curious… This morning he did it again before I was even awake, unless of course I did it in my sleep. Maybe that’s it!
Frowned upon ridiculous slang, used frequently by Funnel Dick, referring to an awesome good time being had at a peanut butter goldmine.
There’s going to be mad pussy at the club tonight. Mad pussy! It’s going to be the pill.
A ridiculous phrase coined by Funnel Dick that refers to an abundance of desired women in a particular location.