gambrinous


31 March 2006

Ted Turner’s Tremendous Term


I’m not ashamed to admit that I subscribe to the dictionary.com word of the day. I have a convenient widget on my dashboard that feeds me delicious words every morning for my pre-coffee consumption. In fact, I have multiple word of the day widgets from different sites other than dictionary.com. I even subscribe to the worthless word word of the day just for kicks. My vocabulary expands and that makes me feel good. (God forbid I would ever be labeled a macroverbumsciolist.)

Some words I know, like incongruous - (adj.) not in harmony or keeping with the surroundings or other aspects of something. Some words I don’t know but might use one day, like gambrinous - (adj.) being full of beer. And then some words I don’t know and will never have a use for, like veliger - (n.) a larval stage of a mollusk characterized by the presence of a velum.

Yesterday’s word was:
superfluous - (adj.) more than is wanted or is sufficient; rendered unnecessary by superabundance; unnecessary; useless; excessive.

Of course I’ve used the word superfluous before. I believe the word has even been used in reference to me and probably Megorious on more than one occasion.

This morning I was perusing news over at CNN when I noticed the headline: Ted Turner blasts the media, Bush — and himself. My interest was immediately piqued. I love when CNN covers “news” that somehow relates to the news network itself. Turner, of course, founded CNN but lost control when AOL and Time Warner merged. The company, known then as AOL Time Warner is now just Time Warner again. Turner made comments while being honored Tuesday for promoting global understanding.

“There’s an awful lot of superfluous news, the pervert of the day and someone that shot seven people at a fraternity party. Who needs it all?”
-Ted Turner

I didn’t read the article in total because I was in awe by the eternal bond that I share with a billionaire. We are brothers Mr. Turner. I can only assume that the “global understanding” Turner was promoting is the global understanding of the dictionary.com Word of the Day.

In addition to his snazzy WotD shout-out, Turner criticized the Bush administration and cried about loosing control of CNN. Turner has been invidious of Time Warner since he lost control of the news network he founded in 1980.

For the record, today’s word is:
invidious \in-VID-ee-uhs\, (adj.)
1. Tending to provoke envy, resentment, or ill will.
2. Containing or implying a slight.
3. Envious.