internets


09 October 2007

The Magical Router


So I haven’t been able to post lately because my psychotic roommate, Funnel Dick, has hijacked the router in our apartment. I’m not exactly sure what he’s doing with his learned Apple Genius® knowledge but he completely shuts the rest of us out of teh internets. He claims to be doing nothing. He tells me the router, which I purchased just a few months ago, is broken, but he tells everyone else in the apartment that it’s me that keeps shutting it off. (He has a tendency to do this a lot.) Yet for some reason it only happens when he gets home. How curious… This morning he did it again before I was even awake, unless of course I did it in my sleep. Maybe that’s it!

24 September 2007

Don’t type ‘google’ into Google


You could break the internets.